Corrupt A Wish

[ManuelBook]

Granted but it contained poison.
I wish I could sleep.

 

[Rival]

Granted but you never wake up...

Once again I wish for bacon.

 

[Arcani]

granted its poisoned as well

i wish to be an aussie thats immune to poison

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you're the only human in Australia due to Zombie Apoc.

I wish Poodle wouldn't poison my bacon.

 

[Arcani]

granted but i feed it to damage

i wish i was an aussy thats immune to poison during a time of no zombie apoc and people love me

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you live in a cave in the outback where there is nobody around to like you except for big hairy spiders.

I wish people would do a better job at corrupting wishes.

 

[Rival]

Not granted. Umad?

I wish Nikon would stop being a butt

 

[Arcani]

granted but hes banned

i wish to know what to do

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you become a mindless drone doing whatever the CIA tells you to do.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit

 

[Rival]

Granted, it's too heavy so you can't wear it since you're weak

I wish this stupid thread would die.

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you die with it.

I wish I was strong enough for my Iron Man suit

 

[MikeK]

Granted, but you can't walk in it because it's made of Iron and you can't bend your knees

I wish there were more hours in the day so that I would be able to sleep more

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you get more class hours and more homework that consume all your extra hours.

I wish Man U would have beat Chelsea.

 

[MikeK]

granted. I'm a Man Utd fan too so Im not gonna corrupt it

I wish would have beat real m in champions league.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but Rooney gets hurt.

I wish for better legs

 

[Bambi]

Granted, but you skip torso day:

I wish I hadn't left all of my bikes at home (the weather is now sunny grr!)

 

[Arcani]

.....
granted...but starts pouring

i wish to find an empty cavern not found or used by any1 but me

 

[MikeK]

granted but there are 9000 spider spawners and you die as soon as you find it.

I wish there was subway restaurant nearby.

 

[Arcani]

WHY SPIDER SPAWNERS >.< i hate spiders

granted but it catches on fire

i wish to have my own dragon wolf - yes it can fly

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but it eats you in your sleep.

I wish I could put muscle on my torso.