Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you're the only human in Australia due to Zombie Apoc.

I wish Poodle wouldn't poison my bacon. :|
 
granted but i feed it to damage

i wish i was an aussy thats immune to poison during a time of no zombie apoc and people love me
 
Granted, but you live in a cave in the outback where there is nobody around to like you except for big hairy spiders.

I wish people would do a better job at corrupting wishes.
 
Granted, but you become a mindless drone doing whatever the CIA tells you to do.

I wish I had an Iron Man suit
 
Granted, it's too heavy so you can't wear it since you're weak :K

I wish this stupid thread would die.
 
Granted, but you can't walk in it because it's made of Iron and you can't bend your knees

I wish there were more hours in the day so that I would be able to sleep more :\
 
Granted, but you get more class hours and more homework that consume all your extra hours.

I wish Man U would have beat Chelsea.
 
granted. I'm a Man Utd fan too so Im not gonna corrupt it :D

I wish would have beat real m in champions league.
 
Granted, but you skip torso day:
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I wish I hadn't left all of my bikes at home (the weather is now sunny grr!)
 
.....
granted...but starts pouring

i wish to find an empty cavern not found or used by any1 but me
 
granted but there are 9000 spider spawners and you die as soon as you find it.

I wish there was subway restaurant nearby.
 
WHY SPIDER SPAWNERS >.< i hate spiders

granted but it catches on fire

i wish to have my own dragon wolf - yes it can fly
 
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