Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted but u lose the muscle in ur legs

i wish to be thin

 

[MelRose]

Granted but you lose all ability to communicate with other people except for rapidly blinking your eyes.

I wish it was October already.

 

[Arcani]

granted but its my birthday

i wish for a <3

 

[igno121]

granted but it only works for 3 minutes and you die a horrible death

i wish that i could live forever and see the universe evolve and have the ability to travel anywhere i wished to go and i could speak every language and i would remember everything that i saw and heard

 

[PrestoN]

Granted, but the whole time you're alive, your body is being ripped and cut to shreds and after you're stripped down to bone your body is made back to normal to start all over each day.

I wish I was as nice as Mel :3

 

[The Moment]

Granted, now you love me.

I wish that I had less allergies

 

[ManuelBook]

Granted but now you have chicken pox.

I wish I lived in Seattle.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it rains every day. Wait, it already does

I wish I could stay awake in class

 

[ManuelBook]

Granted but it's because the teacher's ass is always near your face.

I wish I had some Starbucks right now. :megusta:

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it's cold.

I wish Imgur was funnier

 

[ManuelBook]

(I actually wanted a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino. Which is cold. )
Granted but they're all photos of you.
I wish I wouldn't get so bored so quickly.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, you slowly get bored to death.

I wish this game would end.

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but I become the winner.

I wish I had an endless supply of skittles.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but they're all you least favorite color.

I wish that it wasn't raining right now

 

[SoRude]

Granted, but the sun is so hot that you die.

I wish that all americans could try milo or timtams

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but we eat them all you so you don't get them anymore.

I wish all the Mountain Dew flavors were available in the rest of the world.

 

[Arcani]

granted but they get poisoned

i wish to pass biology

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you fail at everything else, cant get a job, and end up as a bum on the streets of Boston for the rest of your lonely life.

I wish I had a better sense of humor.

 

[Jack]

Granted, but your penis drops off.

I wish I had enough money to move.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you move to America

I wish I didn't have a headache.