Corrupt A Wish

[Rival]

Granted, they're nudes of me.

I wish for good internetzzzzzzzzz

 

[Arcani]

granted but u must move next door to me for ur whole life

i wish for a hot dog

 

[Rival]

Granted, it's an actual dog, heated in the oven.

I wish for a GTX Titan

 

[Arcani]

granted but i set it on fire

i wish for a cracker

 

[Rival]

Granted, that has also been in my butthole.

I wish this thread wasn't so boring.

 

[Arcani]

granted but now ur eyes are on fire

i wish for a dragon that can shoot bursts of frost and fire and make awesome pizzas

 

[Rival]

Granted, it burns you to death.

I wish I wasn't out of wishes.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u have so many wishes u go pop

i wish for a cutie to corrupt my wish

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you can't have the D.

I wish it was daytime.

 

[Arcani]

granted u had 1 second of daytime left

i wish to lose 1 of my toes

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you lose one on each foot.

I wish I didn't sleep on the floor

 

[Arcani]

granted but the floor is now filled with lava

i wish for love <3

 

[Rival]

Not Granted

I wish for Bacon

 

[Arcani]

not granted

i wish to be noticed

 

[The Moment]

Granted, you are noticed by Satan.

I wish that Deadmau5 would produce more albums

 

[Arcani]

granted but he dies right after

i wish to marry ur hand(corruptor)

 

[The Moment]

Granted? It turns into a dragon.

I wish I was less tired

 

[Arcani]

granted but u still missed the awesomeness of ts this night(seriously u woulda loved it)

i wish to be an aussie <3333

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you get killed by a venomous snake.

I wish for better tasting biscuits

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but they make you sick and you get placed on an IV for the rest of your life.

I wish I had some Orange Chicken from Panda Express.