Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted but now ur dead

i wish to be aussie <3

 

[Jack]

Granted, but you move to America

I thought you were supposed to corrupt my wish, not make it better.

ot: Granted, but you still sound American.

I wish I could fly.

 

[PrestoN]

I thought you were supposed to corrupt my wish, not make it better.

ot: Granted, but you still sound American.

I wish I could fly.

Granted but you get "Daedalus and Icarus"esque.

I wish I could make everyone happy.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but now you're not happy.

I wish for warmer shins.

 

[PrestoN]

Granted, but now you're not happy.

I wish for warmer shins.

Too late m8.

Granted but now they're not in your body, but in a kiln.

I wish for Moment to love me.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u become a 50 yr old woman

i wish for root beer

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you get drunk off of it.

I wish I could focus.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u focus on me

i wish to be able to think of a certain food i want and it magically appears in front of me

 

[PrestoN]

Granted, but a swarm of killer bees also appear with it.

I want to not be boring to talk to.

 

[Arcani]

im sorry what?

granted but now people die when u talk to them

i wish for skillz

 

[PrestoN]

/no

 

[The Moment]

I wish Preston would follow the rules.

 

[Arcani]

granted but i start breaking em

i wish i didnt get tired and could stay up all night with mercy sorude etc, but at same time can go to sleep anytime i want

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you actually start making sense in your posts.

I wish I had some good food.

 

[Arcani]

granted it gets poisoned

i wish for a few dollars

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but they've been in a stripper's g-string.

I wish my brother would stop talking

 

[Arcani]

granted but his head was cut off

i wish for a hamburger and sammich and some soda

 

[The Moment]

Granted, now you're morbidly obese.

I wish I was a better person.

 

[Arcani]

granted but now every1 loves u and u never get any time for urself...not even when u shower

i wish to be a godlike sniper ^^

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but you are banned for hacks every time you use a sniper.

I wish that this thread did not exist.