Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you lose all ability to communicate with other people except for rapidly blinking your eyes.

I wish it was October already.
 
granted but it only works for 3 minutes and you die a horrible death

i wish that i could live forever and see the universe evolve and have the ability to travel anywhere i wished to go and i could speak every language and i would remember everything that i saw and heard
 
Granted, but the whole time you're alive, your body is being ripped and cut to shreds and after you're stripped down to bone your body is made back to normal to start all over each day.

I wish I was as nice as Mel :3
 
Granted but it's because the teacher's ass is always near your face.

I wish I had some Starbucks right now. :megusta:
 
(I actually wanted a Vanilla Bean Frappuccino. Which is cold. XD)
Granted but they're all photos of you.
I wish I wouldn't get so bored so quickly.
 
Granted, but the sun is so hot that you die.

I wish that all americans could try milo or timtams
 
Granted, but we eat them all you so you don't get them anymore.

I wish all the Mountain Dew flavors were available in the rest of the world.
 
Granted, but you fail at everything else, cant get a job, and end up as a bum on the streets of Boston for the rest of your lonely life.

I wish I had a better sense of humor.
 
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