Corrupt A Wish

[The Moment]

Granted, you now hate your crush.

I wish that sweet dreams weren't made of this.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u get a milion dollars....im really running dry and i kinda dont feel like corrupting ur wishes

i wish ********** liked me

idk im really running dry

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but those stars remain there and we never know your love.

I wish that I wasn't so tired in the mornings.

 

[Arcani]

granted ur now tired in the afternoons

i wish for themoment to get what he wants

 

[The Moment]

Granted, surprise buttsecks.

I wish for world peace

 

[Arcani]

granted but the world ends that very minute

i wish to know how to get over my past and fix my life

 

[ManuelBook]

(IDK HOW TO PLAY BUT I THINK I GOT THIS. )
wish granted but you alternate the future and now you're a duck.
I wish I had a pizza :megusta:

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but its made by an immigrant chef from Sri-Lanka and it has all sorts of nasty sea creatures on it that taste like a public swimming pool.

I wish I had a smart phone.

 

[Arcani]

granted but its all busted up

i wish for school today to be over with fast

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but its because the school gets blown up.

I wish bacon was more available

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but all the pigs in the world are killed in order to feed your bacon greed and eventually there will be no more bacon. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

I wish Chipotle was in Romania

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it's just the seasoning

I wish more people liked country music

 

[Nikon]

Granted, all the annoying Justin Bieber fans switch to country and terrorize you.

I wish D.Wolf would stop trying to poison us.

 

[Arcani]

granted now i just shoot u with my bow from the shadows

i wish to get a chance

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but go directly to jail. Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

I wish I could get a good nights sleep for once.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u can no longer sleep the rest of ur life but u still feel sleep deprivation

i wish for 1/2 a potato chip

 

[Rival]

Granted, but it's been in my butthole.

I wish for Pepsi

 

[Arcani]

granted but dmg already already drank it

i wish for mountain dew

 

[Rival]

Granted, but I already drank it! Muhahah

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[Arcani]

granted but u make every1 else sick

i wish for pics