Corrupt A Wish

[SoftScope]

Granted, your mp3 lasts for 45 seconds longer

I wish this school year would be over...

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but as soon as it ends, the next school year begins.

I wish I had a awesome theme park in my town.

 

[SoftScope]

Granted but the main attraction was built over ur house, which was bulldozed

I wish the school days were only 4 hours.

 

[Kessa]

Granted, but because of this electives/sports/and PE are now canclled, and now you must take after-school classes.

I wish i didnt have 3 weeks of hw due Monday.

 

[Kacey]

Granted. You have FOUR weeks of homework due Monday.
I wish Bioware would make a Mass Effect game for my Vita.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, but there is only 1 copy of the game in a volcano.

I wish I was an elementalist! :rockon:

 

[Kacey]

Granted. You now can control every Honda Element on earth.
I wish there were no Honda Elements on Earth. Just to piss off Ethan.

 

[Ethan]

Granted, so I go to Mars(where the Elements disappeared to) and somehow transform it into a planet just like earth, making me happy.

I wish I'd invent the warp drive!

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted but you discover the Covenant and start the Halo wars

I wish I could shape shift into anything EXCEPT a dildo

 

[SoftScope]

Granted, but you shift into a condom, and can't shift back.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

 

[Bart]

Granted, but when you try to spin it, it slips and cuts you in half.

I wish weekends were longer than weekdays.

 

[Ethan]

Granted. They are now longer by .111111111111111111111111 seconds.

I wish I had a good job.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but it's a good HEAD job.

From a guy.

I wish I had a never ending box of Tim Tams

 

[Bart]

Granted, but it has people named Tim Tam in it.

I wish I could have a new car.

 

[Arcani]

granted but wally steals it

i wish i didnt feel awkward at certain times

 

[Bart]

Granted, but now you feel awkward all the time.

I wish I could watch Burn Notice all day long.

 

[Arcani]

Granted but your to sick to even care bout whats on

i wish i had a flying donkey named Shrek

 

[Bart]

Granted but you try to ride it and fall off and break your legs.

I wish i had an iPhone.

 

[AVC]

Granted, but it's a iPhone 3,







and the screen is broken.

I wish I could finish the Spec Ops Missions in MW3

 

[Ethan]

Granted, you finish all the missions, but you forgot to eat during that time, so you starve.

I wish I owned a castle like in the good times.