Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but as soon as it ends, the next school year begins.

I wish I had a awesome theme park in my town.
 
Granted but the main attraction was built over ur house, which was bulldozed

I wish the school days were only 4 hours.
 
Granted, but because of this electives/sports/and PE are now canclled, and now you must take after-school classes.

I wish i didnt have 3 weeks of hw due Monday. :(
 
Granted. You have FOUR weeks of homework due Monday.
I wish Bioware would make a Mass Effect game for my Vita.
 
Granted, but there is only 1 copy of the game in a volcano.

I wish I was an elementalist! :rockon:
 
Granted. You now can control every Honda Element on earth.
I wish there were no Honda Elements on Earth. Just to piss off Ethan.
 
Granted, so I go to Mars(where the Elements disappeared to) and somehow transform it into a planet just like earth, making me happy.

I wish I'd invent the warp drive!
 
Granted but you discover the Covenant and start the Halo wars

I wish I could shape shift into anything EXCEPT a dildo
 
Granted, but when you try to spin it, it slips and cuts you in half.

I wish weekends were longer than weekdays.
 
Granted. They are now longer by .111111111111111111111111 seconds.

I wish I had a good job.
 
Granted but your to sick to even care bout whats on

i wish i had a flying donkey named Shrek
 
Granted, but it's a iPhone 3,







and the screen is broken.

I wish I could finish the Spec Ops Missions in MW3
 
Granted, you finish all the missions, but you forgot to eat during that time, so you starve.

I wish I owned a castle like in the good times.
 
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