Corrupt A Wish

Granted, and it is the best pizza you have ever tasted. Too bad it was spiked with 10000000000000 kilograms of fiber, so you throw up and have explosive poopies for 20 years.

I wish I had a nice suit!
 
Done, but its pure white and your to paranoid to wear it :K

I wish i didn't blow most of my money on ps2 games :(
 
Granted, so you waste your money on GameBoy Color games instead.

I wish for a nuclear bomb.
 
Granted, but they will drop it on your house... Aaaaaand you die.

I wish for pizza.
 
Granted, but you finish the whole beef and die.

I wish for jalapenos on my pizza.
 
Granted, but they are a mutant strain of Jalapenos that are 500x hotter than normal.

I wish i had 100 more LBS of kobe beef.
 
Granted, but they have no taste whatsoever.

I wish I could upload school to my brain so I could stay home.
 
Granted, so you become a top class hobo.

If wish I had a computer personality, like the one in Star Trek.
 
Granted, but the fuel it uses hasn't been invented and no one knows how to fly it so it you had no choice but to convert it into a really cool fort.

I wish i could eat whatever the **** i wanted without having to worry about health repercussions.
 
Granted, but it costs you your soul to eat it.

I wish my neighborhood had kids my age :nyancat:
 
Granted, but the day they all move in is the day you are moving 2000 miles away for college.

I wish i had my soul back.
 
Done, but someone else was using it while it was gone, and made it unusable.

I wish my people would stop "borrowing" money from me :cursing:
 
Granted, but the medical profession keeps you lockied in a lab like a freak lab rat.

I wish it would stop raining
 
Granted, it stops raining forever, and the human race dies off due to the lack of water.

I wish it would snow!
 
Granted, yellow snow starts coming from above :K

wish my mp3 wouldnt run out of battery so fast :ffffuuuu:
 
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