Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted but u get a crappier math teacher
i wish for my knight in shining armor....i mean football

DAMN YOU

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you get hit with a lance?

I wish I understood poodle's psyche.

 

[Arcani]

granted but poodle still doesnt understand his own psyche(such an idiot)

i wish for attractiveness

 

[Rival]

Granted, it makes you shit your pants.

I wish I wasn't sick

 

[Arcani]

granted but every1 else is sick now

i wish for a potato chip

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you lose it.

I wish Rival would come to America

 

[Arcani]

granted but u fall in love with each other and have a beautiful daughter and sniper comes to ur wedding

i wish for another potato chip

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you pay for it.

I wish u would let me sleep.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u have to go...now

i wish for a sheep

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you fall in love with it.

I wish Imgur wasn't so addicting.

 

[Rival]

Granted, but it eats you when you're sleeping

I wish I had some spicy sausage

 

[Arcani]

granted but i ate it

i wish for a million bucks

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but the government takes it away for taxes.

I wish Lady Gaga would go away

 

[Arcani]

granted she goes away...for ur house

i wish i didnt have a crush

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you get crushed instead ahahaha. (I've been waiting to use that one)

I wish that my ex was less of a whore

 

[Arcani]

granted but u get back together with her

i wish for this wishes corruption to backfire so that it is not corrupted and isntead its the corruption

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but no one understands what happens.

I wish that I was back in Italy with Camilla.

OT: I would get back with my ex. If she wasn't a whore

 

[Arcani]

granted but u die

i wish for chores

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you have to do them.

I wish that I lived in Italy

 

[Arcani]

granted but my corruption goes wrong and i am unable to corrupt ur wish( yw )

i wish i didnt have mixed emotions bout having a crush -_-