Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

granted but i swapped the honey with poison that looks exactly like honey

i wish for bbq chip

 

[The Moment]

Granted, you only get one.

I wish for a beard

 

[Arcani]

granted but it came to life and controlled ur mind and went on to control the world except russia antarctica england and the vatican city

i wish for a gf

 

[The Moment]

I wish D. Wolf would post a wish.

 

[Arcani]

granted i did but u didnt corrupt it

i wish for awesomeness

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you die after achieving it.

I wish I didn't have to ice every night

 

[Arcani]

granted u set urself on fire every night instead

i wish for cookie dough ice cream

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it's 4 years old.

I wish popcorn husks didn't get stuck in your teeth

 

[Arcani]

granted u choke on them

i wish for fresh cookie dough ice cream

 

[Sniper Girl]

Granted, You drop it right as you try to take your first bite.

I wish i didn't have any homework..

 

[Arcani]

granted some1 does it for u - but the next day u get twice as much and the person gives u theirs

i wish i remembered to put a wish on here -.-

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you have to work 60 hours a week. Welcome to life

I wish Minecraft would work for me

 

[Arcani]

granted but then ur comp set on fire randomly in the middle of the night

i wish for pepperoni sausage and olive pizza

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it also has anchovies on it

I wish my dogs wouldn't scratch so much.


OT: My minecraft started working

 

[Arcani]

EEW ANCHOVIES

ot: granted they start biting

i wish for themoments minecraft to stop working again

 

[The Moment]

Granted, it did

I wish that D Wolf would stop posting in this thread

 

[Arcani]

LMAO

granted but then he starts again

i wish to fall in love

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but you fall in love with a sheep.

I wish The Big Bang Theory was on all the time.

 

[Arcani]

wait...what sheep?

granted(good show) but u lose ur house and everything but u still get to watch it 24'7

i wish for doritos

 

[The Moment]

Granted, they're cool ranch.

I wish for tacos