Corrupt A Wish

[Arcani]

im fine with that

granted u become so full u go pop

i wish for coffee

 

[Kreubs]

Granted, but your coffee got spiked with laxative.

I wish I had faster internet. :troll2:

 

[Arcani]

is it still drinkable? if so ill have seconds

granted but it went too fast for the human eyes and ur eyes burn out of ur head

i wish for a blueberry muffin

 

[The Moment]

Granted but its got opium in it.

I wish that the Upton brothers didn't both get out this inning

 

[Arcani]

granted they got out the next one(idk)

i wish for some1 to corrupt this wish

 

[Jack]

granted, i corrupt your wish, but to do so you have to sacrifice your penis.

i wish i could eat heaps of chocolate and not feel sick.

 

[VoX]

Granted, but instead the chocolate costs all your money.

Wish I wasnt tired

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[Arcani]

granted but u catch on fire

i wish i had a stick

 

[The Moment]

Granted, it turns out to be your penis.

I wish I had some orange juice

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you spill it all over your brand new shirt.

I wish I had a mini refrigerator in my room stashed with Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, and Root Beer.

 

[Arcani]

granted but whenever u open it u lose 2 years of ur life

i wish for this wish to become uncorrupted by its corruption

 

[Rival]

:hax:

I wish I could corrupt your wish.

 

[Arcani]

granted but by corrupting it u also uncorrupted it

i wish for my last wish to me truly corrupted

 

[Rival]

:angryno:

I wish you would stop asking me to corrupt that wish

 

[Arcani]

granted but u can no longer corrupt wishes

i wish for when some1 tries to corrupt a wish their corruption is corrupted which makes their corruption invalid

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ill grant my own wish

granted but by doing so corrupts this grant corrupting the wish invalidating both(i think)

i wish for pumpkin seeds

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but the pumpkin seeds get eaten by a bird.

I wish my foot didn't hurt so bad.

 

[VoX]

Granted but your arms both ache instead.

Wish I had a new WRX

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[Arcani]

granted but its stolen by damage

i wish for strawberry shortcake >.<

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but its only the cartoon character lol

I wish for some M&Ms

 

[VoX]

Granted, but they are melted.

I wish for some honey!