Corrupt A Wish

[Sniper Girl]

Granted, making fighting, tickle warfare.

I wish i could breath under water.

 

[Rival]

Granted, but you can ONLY breathe under water.

I wish I could go to space

 

[Arcani]

granted u suffocate though(u didnt ask if u could breathe there )

i wish for an assassin school and be the master of it

 

[Sniper Girl]

Granted, But no one will attend your school.

I wish i was a mermaid.

 

[Arcani]

um granted but u get taken to a secret scientist lab so they can make tests on u

i wish people attended my assassin school i got

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but Ezio Auditore attends your school, pwns you at assassin stuff, and takes your place as master assassin.

I wish someone would slap Kim Jong Un, like, really really hard.

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but he still launches a nuke.

I wish I had more orange juice

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but you give it to me.

I wish I had my own personal airport.

 

[Arcani]

granted its nuked by north korea

i wish for me to get over any depressed thoughts

 

[Nikon]

Granted, but this comes at the cost of all your happy thoughts.

I wish I had a box of oreos

 

[Arcani]

what thoughts would be left? >.>

granted i poisoned them though as some1 did the black sacrament so the dark brotherhood would kill you

i wish for a poisoned apple

 

[Kacey]

Granted. However, you buy a bag of apples from the grocery store and accidentally eat the poisoned apple. This kills you.

I wish my school's administration didn't go full retard.

 

[Arcani]

granted but u fall in a hall

i wish i could create poisons and medicines

 

[Kacey]

Yes, but then I decide to mix them into your food and drinks.

I wish D. Wolf would type properly.

 

[Arcani]

Granted, but it is only for this sentence, I hope you can forgive me.

i wish for chocolate milk

--btw i dont type properly cuz i dont have to, i can type properly i just choose not to

 

[The Moment]

Granted but it's not enough to make you happy.

I wish people would take me off of hold

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, but after taking you off hold, they put you ON hold.

I wish Kershaw didn't pitch a CG shutout

 

[The Moment]

Granted, he pitches 8 2/3 innings of shutout

I wish my heel didn't hurt like hell

 

[Arcani]

granted some1 cut it off

i wish for toast with grape jelly on it

 

[The Moment]

Granted, but it also has strawberry on it

I wish that I wasn't so hungry