Corrupt A Wish

granted u suffocate though(u didnt ask if u could breathe there xD)

i wish for an assassin school and be the master of it
 
um granted but u get taken to a secret scientist lab so they can make tests on u

i wish people attended my assassin school i got xD
 
Granted, but Ezio Auditore attends your school, pwns you at assassin stuff, and takes your place as master assassin.

I wish someone would slap Kim Jong Un, like, really really hard.
 
Granted, but this comes at the cost of all your happy thoughts.

I wish I had a box of oreos
 
what thoughts would be left? >.>

granted i poisoned them though as some1 did the black sacrament so the dark brotherhood would kill you :)

i wish for a poisoned apple
 
Granted. However, you buy a bag of apples from the grocery store and accidentally eat the poisoned apple. This kills you.

I wish my school's administration didn't go full retard.
 
Yes, but then I decide to mix them into your food and drinks.

I wish D. Wolf would type properly.
 
Granted, but it is only for this sentence, I hope you can forgive me.

i wish for chocolate milk

--btw i dont type properly cuz i dont have to, i can type properly i just choose not to
 
Granted, but after taking you off hold, they put you ON hold.

I wish Kershaw didn't pitch a CG shutout :angry:
 
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