Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but your coffee got spiked with laxative.

I wish I had faster internet. :troll2:
 
is it still drinkable? if so ill have seconds

granted but it went too fast for the human eyes and ur eyes burn out of ur head

i wish for a blueberry muffin
 
granted, i corrupt your wish, but to do so you have to sacrifice your penis.

i wish i could eat heaps of chocolate and not feel sick.
 
Granted, but instead the chocolate costs all your money.

Wish I wasnt tired

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Granted, but you spill it all over your brand new shirt.

I wish I had a mini refrigerator in my room stashed with Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper, and Root Beer.
 
granted but whenever u open it u lose 2 years of ur life

i wish for this wish to become uncorrupted by its corruption
 
granted but by corrupting it u also uncorrupted it

i wish for my last wish to me truly corrupted
 
granted but u can no longer corrupt wishes

i wish for when some1 tries to corrupt a wish their corruption is corrupted which makes their corruption invalid

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ill grant my own wish

granted but by doing so corrupts this grant corrupting the wish invalidating both(i think)

i wish for pumpkin seeds
 
Granted but your arms both ache instead.

Wish I had a new WRX

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