Corrupt A Wish

Granted, it only lives for a month :(

I wish my phone would work properly and do as I tell it.
 
Granted, but you spill coffee all over your entire PC and now it's all useless :K

I wish I wasn't out of Coke.
 
granted u get an unlimited supply of coke...but u drown in all ur coke

i wish i wasnt still shy in rl >.<
 
-- i am :P just nowhere near as much as in real life

granted but only for a sec cuz ur coke spilt on ur keyboard :lol:

i wish i was cool
 
Granted but you're so cool you freeze to death.

I wish I didn't have to sleep on the floor :D
 
Granted, but she slaps you in the face with her 12 inch cock.

I wish I could stop laughing at Drew's sig :lmao:
 
>.> first of all sleeping outside and on the floor isnt bad - i did for 3 weeks hotel and outside xD while every1 else got their own beds xD

granted but some1 had cut off ur legs so u dont feel ur shins hurting

i wish for peace
 
granted but u go to jail(im running outta corruptions)

i wish i can make the world a happy place xDDDDDDDDDD
 
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