Corrupt A Wish

Granted, I become a member, but you are kicked out to make room.

I wish I had a better computer.
 
Granted but its broken and it just looks fancy
I wish Ethan gives me a another thanks on my post (please)?:dance:
 
Granted, I say thank you out loud, doing absolutely nothing to your rep.


I wish someone would thank me for my posts, which always have a deep meaning.
 
Granted, we have sex...............................................jking I'm not gay. But now you regret not specifying "some" in the previous post.

I wish I wasn't a crazy loon.
 
Granted, but not for long because I need to wake up early tomorrow to go tubing!

I wish myself Goodnight from Corrupt a Wish for today.
 
Granted. Now you weight what your name is.


I wish curly fries will be in heaven.
 
Granted, but you die of a heart-attack at an early age.


I wish for some candy. (goodnight for now)
 
Granted! But those candy make u really sick and u go to the hospital.

I wish Ethan and tony got a motel room and stoped posting here. Dont forget ur condoms. BOTH OF U!
 
Granted, but since we both know the dangers of STD's and premarital sex, we and the 10 girls in the room with us just settle for a movie.

I wish my parakeet would talk to me.
 
It curses at u and makes u go on a RAMPAGE

I wish i was in the bath . ..
 
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