Corrupt A Wish

Kacey

Kacey

Epic Poodle
Former Krew Member
Decided to make my own forum game!
Basically grant the wish of the previous person but make it go wrong.
Stupid but Effective Example:
I wish I had a pie.
Granted but it explodes.
Okay, I'll start.

I wish it was Friday.
 
It's Friday! But its 400 years into the future and you died a long time ago.

I wish i had some Pepsi
 
Theres your ice cream! but its just your shit mixed with milk and frozen

I wish Joe momma would stop being a douche
 
You can fly! But you get sucked into an airplanes motor.

I wish for my exams next week to be easy :D
 
Granted!

but the teachers will eat the shit out of you


i wish damage was asian, i like fast asians
 
Granted, but in every religion except for yours (that's basically how it is anyways...)

I wish that our servers were in Australia.
 
Granted, but you just moved to America and get shitty ping

I wish summer break was longer
 
Granted! But it takes away all the other breaks.

I wish I could be rich!
 
Granted! You become like King Midas and everything you touch turns to gold. You end up dying of starvation and gold poisioning.

I wish I was in college
 
You're now in College. Unfortunately, you're still not getting any which leads to a mass shooting culminating in suicide.

I wish people were not so single minded and ignorant.
 
Granted, but now they are smart, succeeding, and lots of them are assholes, and there will never be anything that gets done about it. They will just have better lives.

I wish Vegeta would kick Goku's ass once in a while.
 
Granted! But its only avaible in Japan.

I wish we had won the basket championship... :(
 
You made the prettiest basket of all, and you got the Basket Weavers of Spain 1st Place Pretty Basket award and trophy.

I wish i had a job.
 
Granted! But it consists in cleaning ur boss balls after he goes take a pee.

I wish humans were borned with everything learned and school didnt exist.
 
Granted, but you are dropped on your head as a child and forget it all.

I wish the Black Ops free weekend lasted for a year.
 
Granted, Unfortunately I had to summon the devil to get your free weekend and now you have been teleported into Black ops and must survive for a whole year.

I wish it would stop raining so i could BBQ.
 
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