Corrupt A Wish

[Kacey]

Decided to make my own forum game!
Basically grant the wish of the previous person but make it go wrong.
Stupid but Effective Example:
I wish I had a pie.
Granted but it explodes.
Okay, I'll start.

I wish it was Friday.

 

[NickHouston]

It's Friday! But its 400 years into the future and you died a long time ago.

I wish i had some Pepsi

 

[TheDude]

*hands you a Pepsi*
But it won't make this thread not suck.

 

[The Moment]

Too bad the Pepsi is injected with pesticides and you're gonna die a painful death...

I wish I had some ice cream

 

[Slaya]

Theres your ice cream! but its just your shit mixed with milk and frozen

I wish Joe momma would stop being a douche

 

[MasterCLiP]

Granted Joe Momma wins lottery, now he's a fancy douche!

I wish I could fly

 

[felon]

You can fly! But you get sucked into an airplanes motor.

I wish for my exams next week to be easy

 

[Cent0]

Granted!

but the teachers will eat the shit out of you


i wish damage was asian, i like fast asians

 

[Nabil]

Granted! But, he will have squinted eyes.

I wish sex is legal even in religion.

 

[felon]

Granted, but in every religion except for yours (that's basically how it is anyways...)

I wish that our servers were in Australia.

 

[Slaya]

Granted, but you just moved to America and get shitty ping

I wish summer break was longer

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! But it takes away all the other breaks.

I wish I could be rich!

 

[The Moment]

Granted! You become like King Midas and everything you touch turns to gold. You end up dying of starvation and gold poisioning.

I wish I was in college

 

[DamageINC]

You're now in College. Unfortunately, you're still not getting any which leads to a mass shooting culminating in suicide.

I wish people were not so single minded and ignorant.

 

[TheDude]

Granted, but now they are smart, succeeding, and lots of them are assholes, and there will never be anything that gets done about it. They will just have better lives.

I wish Vegeta would kick Goku's ass once in a while.

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! But its only avaible in Japan.

I wish we had won the basket championship...

 

[TheDude]

You made the prettiest basket of all, and you got the Basket Weavers of Spain 1st Place Pretty Basket award and trophy.

I wish i had a job.

 

[Trasgu]

Granted! But it consists in cleaning ur boss balls after he goes take a pee.

I wish humans were borned with everything learned and school didnt exist.

 

[Kacey]

Granted, but you are dropped on your head as a child and forget it all.

I wish the Black Ops free weekend lasted for a year.

 

[DamageINC]

Granted, Unfortunately I had to summon the devil to get your free weekend and now you have been teleported into Black ops and must survive for a whole year.

I wish it would stop raining so i could BBQ.