Funny comments in shoutbox! :D

[WaLLy]

re: GOSS! asking Damage if he could join the Krew

[14:55] DamageINC: total PMs, 212 , total PMs from GOSS 210

 

[felon]

I would thank that, but "you have given too much reputation in the last 24 hours"

 

[TheDude]

So be more selective with who you thank.

 

[PwnSauce]

[16:42] Sargass: Pizza
[16:42] Sargass: hot dog
[16:42] Sargass: fried honey chicken
[16:43] Sargass: chocolate
[16:43] Sargass: ice cream
[16:43] PwnSauce: i'm grilling chicken breast tonight
[16:43] Sargass: theres no problem guys...relax...im only trying to summon Damage with food talking
[16:44] PwnSauce: ha ha

 

[HBeta]

[00:05] TheDude: i have an abandoned warehouse full of dead hookers

 

[Take]

[22:25] HBeta: lololololol <-- public toilet

 

[PwnSauce]

i couldn't capture the smilies with a text capture so here's a screencap

 

[DamageINC]

16:12] Titoezz: something weird is happening
New [16:12] TheDude: its natural
New [16:12] TheDude: itll get small again in a couple of minutes
New [16:12] TheDude: just dont play with it

 

[TheDude]

[19:24] DamageINC: [16:24] BluBirD78: wtf, how did that happen? im so mad

 

[WaLLy]

[21:52] DamageINC: i hav massive kills
[21:52] TheDude: you have massive tits

[21:53] DamageINC: played so muc h Bf forgot to make dinner
[21:54] TheDude: HOLY SHIT!
[21:54] WaLLy: lol
[21:54] TheDude: DAMAGE FORGOT TO MAKE DINNER
[21:54] DamageINC: plol

 

[Nabil]

LOL Dan forgot to make dinner! D make instant ramen or noodles

 

[DamageINC]

15:42] Titoezz: I wanna own a gun too

15:42] Titoezz: like a m40a3, ima quickscope mosquito's with it

[15:43] WaLLy: other than that, I'd be like "get on the mothafucking floor B4 I call my friend Blu to pop a cap in y0 ass!"
New [15:43] Titoezz: you know in real life you have no ping or whatever, do you dont lag

[15:44] DamageINC: u can be 10 feet away, empty out a clip and totally miss quite easily
New [15:45] BluBirD78: that's why we live in sin, nobody is perfect, well except maybe you Dude lol
New [15:45] Titoezz: lmao the robber will be like "lol noob"

15:45] WaLLy: I got cod4 training biatches. I'll tell the robber "Hey, wait a minute, let me go to Google and download an aimbot right quick"

 

[Trasgu]

[07:16] Nabil: is kate hot?

 

[WaLLy]

[15:13] DamageINC: i keep a cow out back for emergencys
[15:14] HBeta: haven't you seen twister? cows fly away during tornadoes
[15:14] DamageINC: they fly to my grill

 

[stevo]

[12:22] anal blaster: cento´s boner is going to penetrate his screen when he sees it lol

 

[Cent0]

[12:22] anal blaster: cento´s boner is going to penetrate his screen when he sees it lol

SEE WhaT!

 

[Nabil]

[07:16] Nabil: is kate hot?

U know which Kate im talking about?

 

[felon]

[16:20] WaLLy: had to come to the couch. It's so freaking hot right now... my wife's fat ass had to lay down on my side of the bed
[16:20] WaLLy: I can't sleep like that... ggrrrr
[16:20] WaLLy: on the couch at the moment, 'til my side of the bed gets cooler
[16:20] WaLLy: women... can't live with 'em.. can't kill 'em
[16:27] TheDude: you could kill her with acid
[16:27] TheDude: and the body would be so detereorated that you could just chuck it in the ocean with some bricks on it and theyd never know
[16:27] TheDude: but you'd have to get a new identity
[16:36] WaLLy: I'd die without my wife. Who would feed me?
[16:39] TheDude: you'd live in the appalachians raising goats to feed and cloth you
[16:39] TheDude: a humble farmer with a dark past

 

[Cent0]

[20:21] Code: Joe, you're a kid talking about having kids. That's so childish lol
[20:21] TheDude: rimshot
[20:21] joe momma: im 18 lol
[20:22] joe momma: your just jealous cuz ur balls are starting to shrivel up
[20:22] TheDude: think joe missed the joke

 

[PwnSauce]

[22:40] joe momma: I just state facts
[22:41] PwnSauce: like when you said "I know rcon" then kicked yourself from the training server?

Posted at Dam's request. lol.