Funny comments in shoutbox! :D

stevo

eh
Former Krew Member
[11:11] Voodoo: aint now way it would bend without some serious damage like that

few minutes later...

New [11:15] Joe momma: lol voodoo you must not understand the concept of male bonding
New [11:16] Voodoo: =P
New [11:16] Joe momma: guy friends make fun of each other
New [11:16] Joe momma: its just how it works
New [11:16] Voodoo: I never tried to bond with a male joe *cough*
 
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DamageINC

K3's Useless Admin
|K3| Executive
[09:51] Joe momma: be funny as hell if someone named it "free kiddy porn" and you wrote down all of the mac addresses that tryed to join your network
New [09:52] Joe momma: that would be a easy fbi lure
New [09:52] TakeAway: why mac?
New [09:52] HBeta: lol, fail
New [09:53] DamageINC: lol @ why mac
New [09:53] DamageINC:
New [09:55] TakeAway: I don't understaaaand
[09:51] Joe momma: be funny as hell if someone named it "free kiddy porn" and you wrote down all of the mac addresses that tryed to join your network
[09:52] Joe momma: that would be a easy fbi lure
[09:52] TakeAway: why mac?
[09:52] HBeta: lol, fail
[09:53] DamageINC: lol @ why mac
[09:53] DamageINC:
[09:55] TakeAway: I don't understaaaand
[09:56] DamageINC: A Media Access Control address (MAC address) is a unique identifier assigned to network interfaces for communications on the physical network segment. MAC addresses are used for numerous network technologies and most IEEE 802 network technologies including Ethernet. Logically, MAC addresses are used in the Media Access Control protocol sub-layer of the OSI reference model.
[09:56] TakeAway: why do they fuucking name in mac?
[09:57] DamageINC: its short for media acess control
[09:57] TakeAway: Why don't they call it Control media acess
 

DamageINC

K3's Useless Admin
|K3| Executive
[10:31] DamageINC: i waited 10 mins for that
New [10:31] Joe momma: AHAHAHAHA!! ITS FUNNY BECAUSE..... wait wut
New [10:32] Joe momma: lol
New [10:32] Joe momma: Alright dee, change her name to fail girl
New [10:32] Joe momma: holy shit you beat me to it
New [10:32] DamageINC: lol
New [10:32] DamageINC: wut
New [10:32] Joe momma: Great minds think alike huh dee
New [10:32] DamageINC: lmao
New [10:32] Joe momma: epic win
New [10:33] DamageINC: yea
New [10:33] Fail Girl: >.<
New [10:33] DamageINC: sniper i have wooed women from here to the UK
New [10:34] DamageINC: lol
New [10:34] Sniper Girl: it was just something that pooped into my mind
New [10:34] DamageINC: lmfao pooped
New [10:34] Joe momma: webcam fapping on chatroulet =/= wooing women
[10:35] DamageINC: sniper its popped
New [10:35] DamageINC: lol
New [10:35] Joe momma: lmfao something pooped into sniper's mind
New [10:35] Sniper Girl: popped?
New [10:35] Joe momma: oh god I think I almost peed myself
New [10:36] DamageINC: yes it popped into ur head
New [10:36] Sniper Girl: OH SHIT!
New [10:36] DamageINC: it didnt poop into ur head
New [10:36] DamageINC: lmfao
 

HBeta

Master Sergeant
[08:17] Joe momma: oh god I came
[08:18] Joe momma: my phone has a dolby mobile sound card
[08:18] Joe momma: Just flipped on the SRS feature and played a song
[08:18] Joe momma: oh god explosions of monsterous proportions in my pants
 

TheDude

Dudesicle
|K3| Member
[12:08] stevo: Damage when CP is back ill try to get something to you
[12:08] TheDude: LOL
[12:08] stevo: give you a little taste hah
[12:09] TheDude: LMFAO
[12:09] stevo: 10-4
[12:10] stevo: CRANK THA MUSIC UP!
[12:10] stevo: I just called my buddy

---------- Post added at 12:15 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:10 PM ----------

12:13] stevo: canada
[12:13] TheDude: lol
[12:13] TheDude: ok
[12:13] stevo: canada
[12:13] stevo: damn
[12:13] stevo: cant spell
[12:13] stevo: canada
[12:13] stevo: bitchs
 
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Nitroz

Staff Sergeant
hows that funny?

---------- Post added at 09:28 PM ---------- Previous post was at 09:24 PM ----------

[08:39] BluBirD78:fkin dry as hell here
 

DamageINC

K3's Useless Admin
|K3| Executive
The Dude was thinking CP meant child porn. In that context it's funny as well as sick.

We were referring to Canada Post, the mail system which is on strike right now in Canada.
 

HBeta

Master Sergeant
[02:20] Titoezz: You call me gay SOOOOOOOOO many times in s1
[02:20] NiTrOz°: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[02:21] NiTrOz°: Oh yeah because your using LS =P
 

stevo

eh
Former Krew Member
[05:14] stevo: I dunno man im not made out of money and I just put 1000$ in my pc
[05:14] stevo: I cant afford to buy a 3000$ mac for no reason lol
[05:14] Floggin: grand is a Good Video upgrade
[05:14] Floggin: I do that every year

---------- Post added at 03:48 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:10 AM ----------

[03:47] BluBirD78: i bet Wally can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
 

Cent0

Lieutenant Colonel
|K3| Member
[07:27] BriAn79: lol stalking huh [07:27] BriAn79: not stalking just curious to where others are for scrim purposes and such [07:27] BriAn79: brb [07:27] MikeK: Yeah stalking is "awesome" lol [07:30] BriAn79: yea tell snipergirl that lol [07:31] BriAn79: she was about ready to cut wolf's pee nads off cuz of it [07:32] Cent0: looooooooooooooooool
 
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DamageINC

K3's Useless Admin
|K3| Executive
[07:20] TakeAway: Yeah spanish Mango got me so fuckedup the otherday
New [07:20] TakeAway: lol
New [07:20] TakeAway: I don't pass out
New [07:20] TakeAway: anymore
New [07:20] TakeAway: Never passed out form weed tho
New [07:20] Trasgu: hahahaha
New [07:20] DamageINC: take ur a dumass
New [07:20] Trasgu: "i dont pass out..... anymore"
New [07:20] TakeAway: Why?
New [07:21] DamageINC: spanish mango didnt get u all fkd up
New [07:21] DamageINC: ur weed did
New [07:21] Trasgu: ikr
New [07:21] Trasgu: he blames it on the mango
New [07:21] Trasgu: :lmao:
New [07:21] DamageINC: :lmao:
New [07:22] TakeAway: I was joking
New [07:22] DamageINC: thank god
New [07:22] TakeAway: I never did mango, it was just an funny example
New [07:22] DamageINC: lol @ i never did mango
New [07:23] DamageINC: :lmao:!
New [07:23] Trasgu: hahahahahhahahahah!!!!!!!
New [07:23] TakeAway: Lol
New [07:24] DamageINC: Breaking news, The DEA have begun mass raids on fruit stands around the country today
 
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HBeta

Master Sergeant
[09:58] GheyTroZ: Damage, would you please change my name back to NiTrOz°
[09:58] GheyTroZ: I dont like being called ghey
[09:58] DamageINC: :smug:
[09:58] GheyTroZ: Mommy
[09:58] DamageINC: ok nitro
[09:59] Non Rib eating dipshit: lmao
[09:59] Non Rib eating dipshit: awww
[09:59] someone360: why does everybody keep changing nitro's name?
[09:59] DamageINC: better?
[09:59] Non Rib eating dipshit: I dont know someone
[09:59] someone360: Pwn did it, now D
[09:59] Non Rib eating dipshit: no Damage not better
[09:59] DamageINC: LOL
[09:59] Non Rib eating dipshit: lol
[09:59] DamageINC: Nitro <3
[10:00] Non Rib eating dipshit: Change name to: NiTrOz°
[10:00] DamageINC: i dunno how to make that lil o
 
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Nitroz

Staff Sergeant
lmao thats me! :haha: IM POPULAR!

---------- Post added at 08:36 PM ---------- Previous post was at 08:35 PM ----------

[08:29] DamageINC: if stasi walked up to joe and said fk me i wonder what hed do
[08:30] Joe momma: even I don't know what I would say to that
[08:31] DamageINC: dont ruin things over it all
[08:31] DamageINC: trust me im expert
[08:31] Joe momma: ill try
[08:31] DamageINC: which is why i have no gf
[08:31] DamageINC: lol
[08:31] Joe momma: but if she starts talking to be about her boyfriends again, I am going to flip shit and tell her to stfu
[08:31] DamageINC: nitro gets more action then me
[08:32] DamageINC: lol dont do that
[08:32] Joe momma: why
[08:32] Joe momma: ive put up with too much already
[08:32] Joe momma: ive let her use my phone to text other guys
[08:32] DamageINC: ur ruin the friendship
[08:32] DamageINC:
[08:32] Joe momma: ive sat down and listened to her talk about other guys
[08:32] Joe momma: ive done this, done that
[08:32] Joe momma: I am DONE
[08:33] Joe momma: if it happens again, gonna smack a bitch
[08:33] DamageINC: LOL
[08:34] Joe momma: im straight up gonna tell her that too
[08:35] Joe momma: im gonna tell her, you know, ive let you do alot of things which I dont like, such as texting other guys on my phone etc etc. and you know damn well that I like you. so do you think you can stop talkin to me about other guys?
[08:36] DamageINC: just cool out for a few days b4 u blu rage

---------- Post added July 7th, 2011 at 03:17 PM ---------- Previous post was July 5th, 2011 at 08:36 PM ----------

[03:09] anal blaster: u think i should?
[03:09] NiTrOz°: anal, go take a nap your to wasted, calm down
[03:09] anal blaster: no ur aimbot was high, u shot all over the place!
[03:09] NiTrOz°: Yeah did I kill anyone?
[03:10] anal blaster: why did u do that nitro???
[03:10] NiTrOz°: I was faking using aimbot
[03:10] NiTrOz°: WaLLy...Does he ever shutup?
[03:10] anal blaster: I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR AIMBOT!!! WHY DID U LIE TO MEE???
[03:11] anal blaster: I KNOW U were joking with the aimbot but why u lie?
[03:11] WaLLy: lol
[03:11] NiTrOz°: It's called *joking*
[03:11] anal blaster: on monday is our scrim maan. are we going to lie to each other than???
[03:12] anal blaster: but i didnt lath!!!
[03:12] NiTrOz°: Yep...
[03:12] anal blaster: it wasnt funnnie!
[03:12] NiTrOz°: I wasn't trying to be funny
[03:12] NiTrOz°: anal do me a favor
[03:12] NiTrOz°: NEVER GET WASTED AGAIN!
[03:12] anal blaster: wally, do u think we should be lying to each other here?
[03:13] NiTrOz°: omg WaLLy, help me...
[03:13] anal blaster: ITS RIGHT THERE IN THE BIBLE! U SHALL NOT LIE, OR ALLAH WILL BRING PUNISHMENT UPON U!
[03:13] NiTrOz°: Im not lying!
[03:14] NiTrOz°: FFS
[03:14] NiTrOz°: gosh dang
[03:14] anal blaster: U TOLD ME U HYAD A BROTHER! BUT IT WASNT YOUR BROTHER!
[03:14] anal blaster: thats a LIEEE!
[03:15] anal blaster: FUCK IT, IMMA SLEEP ON IT! PREY TO GOD THAT I FORGIVE U AGAIN NITRO!
[03:16] NiTrOz°: Yes please
[03:16] NiTrOz°: your killin me here

---------- Post added at 03:41 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:17 PM ----------

[03:24] anal blaster: i never did shrooms before! i freaking the fuck out, my fucking keybord is fucking breathing HELP ME!
[03:24] Unruley1: ........
[03:25] anal blaster: HELP ME UNRULY!
[03:26] anal blaster: MY FUING MOUSE CABLE IS DANCING!!!!
[03:29] anal blaster: im goping to kill that ukrainien basterd!!! he fucking put magic mushroom int hat vodka, i hate his ass!
[03:31] anal blaster: HELP ME NITRO!
[03:34] anal blaster: 4 eyed cat in the mixer with coke and rumshit
[03:34] Unruley1: ... i thought if i didn't say anything u would shut up but i guess not
[03:35] anal blaster: thank god u here, help me calm down man
[03:36] NiTrOz°: Unruley....Hes crazy
[03:36] anal blaster: nitro!
[03:36] NiTrOz°: No
[03:36] NiTrOz°: Please
[03:36] NiTrOz°: dont say my name!
[03:37] anal blaster: that ukrainien muthafucka put magic mushroom pownder in that vodka
[03:37] anal blaster: im sry i acted strtange befor man!
[03:37] anal blaster: now i know why!
[03:37] NiTrOz°: and your acting more crazy now
[03:37] Unruley1: im not oblivious to what hes been saying
[03:38] anal blaster: no no no, i never did shrooms before man, help me im freaking oit!
[03:38] NiTrOz°: Ok anal, go take a nap
[03:39] NiTrOz°: Or knock your self out
[03:39] NiTrOz°: It works
[03:39] anal blaster: MY FUCKING PULOSE IS MAKING MY NUTS HURT AND U YTELLING M E SLEEP IM SCSARED SHITLESS!
[03:39] NiTrOz°: ...Yes, Sleep
[03:39] Unruley1: ok.... im going to leave now and pretend this conversation never happened
[03:39] NiTrOz°: Please
[03:39] NiTrOz°: Yeah me to Im leaving
[03:40] anal blaster: MY FUCKING PILLOW IS BREATHING! HOW SHOULD I SLEEP
 
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