What's your best pick-up line?

[MasterCLiP]

So tell me fourm, What's your best pick-up line?

"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bedrock." 8)

"So I'm sexually straight, but you'll find I'm mentally gay, cause I'll blow ya mind!" 8)

 

[Caveadsum]

Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

That's just a sample of what I got

 

[WaLLy]

hahaha

 

[KoO-Laid]

"ur dad must be a thief, cuz he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes...."

"If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I next to each other..."

"i have a 6 inch tongue and i can breathe thruogh my ears!!!"

 

[TheDude]

"will you please have sex with me?"

(just a sample of what i got)

 

[The Moment]

lol dude

 

[TheDude]

"why don't you come back to my place for some good, old fashioned, S&M???"

 

[TheDude]

Re: What\'s your best pick-up line?

"hey baby, you look like the kinda girl i could kidnap and hide in my basement. :-*"

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from family guy: "do you have a mirror in youre pocket? cuz i can see me in your pants."

 

[MasterCLiP]

"Get in the van!!!"

 

[TheDude]

"baby, i wanna give you my crabs. :-*"

 

[PwnSauce]

Hey baby!
why all the clothes?

 

[Caveadsum]

I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?

 

[NickHouston]

I've had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good.

 

[Anita-Blake]

Ur so hot u need an air conditioner to kool u down cause ur as hot as the son

 

[Caveadsum]

"I don't exactly know what I'm required to say for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I've said all that? I mean essentially we're just talking about fluid exchange right? So could we just go straight to the sex?"

 

[MasterCLiP]

"I wanna fox with you!"

 

[TheDude]

"you look like the type my dog could pound. He can smell you."

 

[WaLLy]

 

[JJJBBBB]

Hey your parents must be terrorists....cuz you da bomb
Honey did you fart? Cause you blow me away
Hey do you like McDonald's?...Well you can call me Big Mac
Hello, my name is Elmo and you can tickle me anytime you want
Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.

All i could think of from the top of my head haha

 

[AVC]

Have you ever tripped over a tree branch?
What about a root?