What's your best pick-up line?

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MasterCLiP

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So tell me fourm, What's your best pick-up line?

"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I'll make your bedrock." 8)

"So I'm sexually straight, but you'll find I'm mentally gay, cause I'll blow ya mind!" 8)
 
Are your legs tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all day.

That's just a sample of what I got ;)
 
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"ur dad must be a thief, cuz he stole the stars and put them in ur eyes...."

"If i could rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and I next to each other..."

"i have a 6 inch tongue and i can breathe thruogh my ears!!!"
 
Re: What\'s your best pick-up line?

"hey baby, you look like the kinda girl i could kidnap and hide in my basement. :-*"
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from family guy: "do you have a mirror in youre pocket? cuz i can see me in your pants."
 
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.

Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
 
I've had quite a bit to drink, and your beginning to look pretty good.
 
Ur so hot u need an air conditioner to kool u down cause ur as hot as the son
 
"I don't exactly know what I'm required to say for you to have intercourse with me, but could we assume that I've said all that? I mean essentially we're just talking about fluid exchange right? So could we just go straight to the sex?"
 
Hey your parents must be terrorists....cuz you da bomb
Honey did you fart? Cause you blow me away
Hey do you like McDonald's?...Well you can call me Big Mac
Hello, my name is Elmo and you can tickle me anytime you want
Can I read your t-shirt in brail?
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk? My zipper.

All i could think of from the top of my head haha
 
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