What's your best pick-up line?

[Bambi]

I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

And the dodginess of Harry Potter related ones:

- Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

- Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

- I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

- One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.

 

[ManuelBook]

My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.

I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...

hahahh!!

aw man i was gonna say the STUD one

 

[SoRude]

If I said you had a great body, would you hold it against me?

 

[Ethan]

Is it your Birthday today, cause you got them CAKES!

 

[WaLLy]

 

[WaLLy]

 

[ManuelBook]

Is there a mirror in your pants, cuz I can see myself in them.

 

[Sniper Girl]

 

[The Moment]

 

[rocketfish]

Ask a lady "What fxxks like a tiger and winks?" then wink at her

 

[ManuelBook]

What has over a hundred teeth and can stop the Incredible Hulk?
What?
My zipper.

 

[PurpleVenom]

I lost my puppy :[ can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room O.~

 

[Kessa]

You can play the shoulder game