"Get in the car bitch..I have a Gun"
What's your best pick-up line?
- Thread starter MasterCLiP
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Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
You know what you and corn have in common? (No) Absolutely nothing! (laugh hysterically at yourself.)
Excuse me. Do you have chicken in your fridge? (yes) How big are your breasts?
Ever tried to poop into a toilet when there's someone sitting there with you? (nudge with elbow)
If I told you I was gay, would you let me touch you?
Let's get drunk and take advantage of each other. Or, I could get drunk and you could just take advantage of me. OR, you can stay here and get drunk and I can go home and take advantage of myself. Either way, it's up to you.
i tried this one Cav, didnt exaclty work lol
Re: What\'s your best pick-up line?
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Are you a parking ticket you you have FINE written all over you.
I like your shoes
The word or the day (legs) lets go back to my place and spead the word
A cat falls into the water,a rooster laughs what the moral o that story? a what pu**y always make a c*ck happy
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? (i like this one)
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
(i have alot more 2 lol)
dang you you stole mine
Post Merge: [time]1281911901[/time]
Are you a parking ticket you you have FINE written all over you.
I like your shoes
The word or the day (legs) lets go back to my place and spead the word
A cat falls into the water,a rooster laughs what the moral o that story? a what pu**y always make a c*ck happy
My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.
Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!
You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me.
My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
Lets play carpenter. First we get hammered, then I'll nail you!
I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
It's a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Because I am totally checking you out!!
If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one? (i like this one)
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her " I will stop loving you when all the roses die"
(i have alot more 2 lol)
Master_Race
Corporal
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Nuff said.
Nuff said.
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
whoa 
LOL^
Are you a fire alarm? Cause you're really loud and fucking annoying.
I lost my number, can I have your's?
I have a gun, get in the van NOW
My favorite color is clear. That way I can always see you.
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
hahahh!!
I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U...
hahahh!!