you have to be confident but not cocky
not shy
nice
sensitive and not all mean or to macho
willing to talk about her and not just yourself
funny
considerate
good company
helpfull
easy to talk to
And the Top piece of advice is:::
Don't let your buddies find out that you been pretending to be your "porn star Girlfriend" ??? ??? ???
Hey I'm my own porn star girlfriend! Just don't tell anyone I don't want them looking me up... I've lost a lot of weight since then..... I've also had a surgery done to get rid of that... uh..thing........ oh make that two surgeries......and then there was the one adding a few things too....still wanna see it? I can PM you the link.......I promise you'll never see anything like it again.....just think it's the chance of a lifetime...
Oh wait a second....I'm making it up like Zack was!! I think it's time to go visit my therapist again....he warned me about this sort of thing....like there was the time when (you know I can keep on going like this for a long time right?) well I'd better not mention that my kids come on here every once in a while...Oh you probably don't know about them do you....yeah I like to keep them under the radar.... it's just that whenever people see them they look at them funny when they see their....abnormalities...
Anyway as you can tell I'm tired from my trip and am letting off some steam.. see y'all and glad to be back!
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Oh wait a second....I'm making it up like Zack was!! I think it's time to go visit my therapist again....he warned me about this sort of thing....like there was the time when (you know I can keep on going like this for a long time right?) well I'd better not mention that my kids come on here every once in a while...Oh you probably don't know about them do you....yeah I like to keep them under the radar.... it's just that whenever people see them they look at them funny when they see their....abnormalities...
Anyway as you can tell I'm tired from my trip and am letting off some steam.. see y'all and glad to be back!
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too damn funny cave
lol cav
on a better note if you really are in need of some loving pugger has a good email address of a very fine young women you could use to erm do what you want with. im sure if you offer her half the plane fair and even 30secs of your man hood she will be game
onelast note make it a one way plane ticket
on a better note if you really are in need of some loving pugger has a good email address of a very fine young women you could use to erm do what you want with. im sure if you offer her half the plane fair and even 30secs of your man hood she will be game
onelast note make it a one way plane ticket
What if you're cheating on your girlfriend with your right hand?
Go for the 3some master
IMO...the girls who pays attention to details like that are just fashion victims. I wear black shoes most of time and under my baggy pants i wear white socks (i also wear a white sox cap on my head) and i doubt girls saw my socks through my pant. Most important is to get rid of the socks when u go into bedroom with the girl
