So I had this wonderful idea a year or so ago to make a skit for the entire krew. It would be a massive group effort so that there is a video introducing the Krew and how we roll....Here is a snippet of what I had Originally composed i think back in 2010:
WaLLy: good evening call of duty 4 players, my name is WaLLy (ok cause he reminds me of Wall-e we need to have a sound effect and a picture of wall-e randomly appear and disapear) Um, no W-a-L-L-y no some dum ass robot that can't speak...i mean come on
*boom headshot on WaLLy by Cav*
Cav: AND I"M CAV AND WELCOME TO THE KREW INTRODUCTION!
*airstrike kills cav*
*move to the lobby of broadcast*
WaLLy: well hello again new recruits, *talking to someone like iggy and unruley or the actual new recruits when we film this*, I'm WaLLy, the founder, creator, mother, father, grandfather, rich uncle, and land of |KKK|
recruit 1: wait, why are you so racist?
WaLLy: OK, that is a common misconception, i just decided to use abriveations that people would look at and get pissed of at, for me and the other fellas |KKK| stands for Kaptain Krunch Krew, and we're fucking awesome!
recruit 2: COOL! well can you show us around?
WaLLy: yes
r2: can you...*just random shit*
WaLLy: ok, now your getting ahead of yourself, um pwnsauce, do the honors.
*switch to a different map with pwnsauce camping with a barrett*
Pwn: sure thing
r2: oh cool *boom headshot*
WaLLy: ok moving right along, lets go meet the Krew!
*next scene on the map with the statue and igno is taking a picture of the rest of the members*
Igno: allright guys look at me and smile!
*sargass cause he does it sometimes calls in airstrike*
Sar: sorry i pressed 6 on the keyboard
*igno executes sar with deagle and airstrike misses the group*
Blu: wow failstrike right there. Ok so if you'll follow me this way...
*claymore kills blu*
Igno: um wow, either this is extremely fucked up, or we have terrible luck...either way, welcom guys to the Kaptain Krunch Krew.
Pwn: Wait what does this button do?
Igno: fuck.
*igno gets killed by C4*
*intro titles, cool shoot outs, random knife kills, airstrikes, helicopters being called in, bascially a short montage of the players playing a game while intro credits role.*
WaLLy: good evening call of duty 4 players, my name is WaLLy (ok cause he reminds me of Wall-e we need to have a sound effect and a picture of wall-e randomly appear and disapear) Um, no W-a-L-L-y no some dum ass robot that can't speak...i mean come on
*boom headshot on WaLLy by Cav*
Cav: AND I"M CAV AND WELCOME TO THE KREW INTRODUCTION!
*airstrike kills cav*
*move to the lobby of broadcast*
WaLLy: well hello again new recruits, *talking to someone like iggy and unruley or the actual new recruits when we film this*, I'm WaLLy, the founder, creator, mother, father, grandfather, rich uncle, and land of |KKK|
recruit 1: wait, why are you so racist?
WaLLy: OK, that is a common misconception, i just decided to use abriveations that people would look at and get pissed of at, for me and the other fellas |KKK| stands for Kaptain Krunch Krew, and we're fucking awesome!
recruit 2: COOL! well can you show us around?
WaLLy: yes
r2: can you...*just random shit*
WaLLy: ok, now your getting ahead of yourself, um pwnsauce, do the honors.
*switch to a different map with pwnsauce camping with a barrett*
Pwn: sure thing
r2: oh cool *boom headshot*
WaLLy: ok moving right along, lets go meet the Krew!
*next scene on the map with the statue and igno is taking a picture of the rest of the members*
Igno: allright guys look at me and smile!
*sargass cause he does it sometimes calls in airstrike*
Sar: sorry i pressed 6 on the keyboard
*igno executes sar with deagle and airstrike misses the group*
Blu: wow failstrike right there. Ok so if you'll follow me this way...
*claymore kills blu*
Igno: um wow, either this is extremely fucked up, or we have terrible luck...either way, welcom guys to the Kaptain Krunch Krew.
Pwn: Wait what does this button do?
Igno: fuck.
*igno gets killed by C4*
*intro titles, cool shoot outs, random knife kills, airstrikes, helicopters being called in, bascially a short montage of the players playing a game while intro credits role.*
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