My Fail of the Day/Night!

[WaLLy]

Hey folks, I think we need a fail thread...

Please only share your OWN fails, as we don't want to mock people.

So have a laugh at my expense:

As of late, my body has been tired and as most of you know I work quite a bit.
My right knee was aching since Tuesday. I didn't have any Ben-gay so I thought, maybe if I sleep it off. Nope. Ache was still there the next morning.
On Wednesday, we bought some Ben-gay and put it on the knee. The next morning, it was much, much better!
So last night (here's where it gets interesting).
I was putting Ben-gay on the knee, and the wife says "put some on your nuts!"
I got in "philosoraptor mode"...
I finished putting Ben-gay on the knee. Hand was completely dry. I then touched my left-nut...
Man, that stuff is really weird on the nut...

Would I do it again? Sure. I'm a nut and whatever makes the wife , I'll probably give it a try.


Alright folks, anyone care to share their own fail of the day?

 

[DamageINC]

 

[WaLLy]

 

[HIBred]

So.. being a mechanic,I used to get really dirty and greasy,so I discovered one day that Magic Eraser scouring pads really got my hands clean...Of course in my infinite wisdom,I figured it would clean my face equally well..At first ,yes, a few scrubs and, bam, clean face... a few minutes later though,my face begins to burn and start to get really red...so,in my infinite wisdom I decide to apply some aloe vera gel to my face..AAAAAARRRRGH!....it started stinging like hell...my face got more red,and stung like that for hours...I went to sleep and in the morning I find my face is a nice dark shade of brown...my whole face was covered with a fine sprinkling of scab material ... So,my advice,never use a Magic Eraser scouring pad to clean your face...no bueno

 

[PwnSauce]

Must be funny having a wife who says "Put some on your nuts" about anything.

 

[Jack]

If bengay is just like that strong heat rub stuff sports players use then I would thoroughly suggest have either ice or a nut high sink close by.. 'Deepheat' on genitals? also no bueno.

 

[ottoids]

BENGAY ON YOUR NUTS

---------- Post added at 07:41 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:40 AM ----------

try putting glue on... that sucks...

 

[madswede]

Ha, did that in college playing football, rubbed bengay on my groin for pulled groin and got a little too close to the sac ... feels like getting kicked in the nuts ...

 

[Predator']

I have done the classic deepheat to the balls move as well. Was Downhill Longboarding fell off, pulled groin and got some on my nutsack

 

[Jack]

Well, I didn't pull my groin, me and a friend just dared each other.

 

[DamageINC]

To rub each others nuts

 

[Jack]

Neine, to put Deepheat on our nuts. Our own, not each others.

 

[DamageINC]

If you say so.

 

[Take]

Thebengayonballstopic

 

[Kreubs]

OK, so I did this last night... I ran out of toothpaste so I went looking for some mouthwash. I found some but it had one of those drop trickle cover thingies on it. I was rather confused as to why on earth it had it but I went on and filled a cap anyway. About about 5 seconds, my whole mouth was numb and about 3 seconds later, I thought I had a fire in my mouth so I spit it out. I looked in the mirror and the inside of my mouth was completely white O.O I looked on the back of the bottle at the instructions (they were in German) and from what little German I could decipher, it said to put 2-3 drops in a small amount of water... I woke up this morning and most of the inside of my mouth was peeling off

 

[Predator']

OK, so I did this last night... I ran out of toothpaste so I went looking for some mouthwash. I found some but it had one of those drop trickle cover thingies on it. I was rather confused as to why on earth it had it but I went on and filled a cap anyway. About about 5 seconds, my whole mouth was numb and about 3 seconds later, I thought I had a fire in my mouth so I spit it out. I looked in the mirror and the inside of my mouth was completely white O.O I looked on the back of the bottle at the instructions (they were in German) and from what little German I could decipher, it said to put 2-3 drops in a small amount of water... I woke up this morning and most of the inside of my mouth was peeling off

Holy what the hell did you haz?

 

[AVC]

OK, so I'm sorting out my camera memory cards for the USA trip, got em all spread out on the desk.

The DSLR wont recognize any card over 2gig. Firmware problem. Update firmware - success!

Put in the 8 gig SDHC card - no problemo

Won't fit more than 2 pics on the 16gig SD card, or the 32gig CF card (DSLR has both slots).

Then, finally, I realize the 16gig card is actually a 16 MEG card. Check the "32 gig" card. Yep, 32 meg.

Straight in the bin with your fail cards!

 

[DamageINC]

Lol.

I'd get lots of battery packs too.

 

[Predator']

Smoooth Andy :lol:

 

[Deac0n]

i think a good fail was stevo in my display picture