My Fail of the Day/Night!

WaLLy

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
Hey folks, I think we need a fail thread...

Please only share your OWN fails, as we don't want to mock people.

So have a laugh at my expense:

As of late, my body has been tired and as most of you know I work quite a bit.
My right knee was aching since Tuesday. I didn't have any Ben-gay so I thought, maybe if I sleep it off. Nope. Ache was still there the next morning.
On Wednesday, we bought some Ben-gay and put it on the knee. The next morning, it was much, much better!
So last night (here's where it gets interesting).
I was putting Ben-gay on the knee, and the wife says "put some on your nuts!"
I got in "philosoraptor mode"...
I finished putting Ben-gay on the knee. Hand was completely dry. I then touched my left-nut... :eek:
Man, that stuff is really weird on the nut... XD

Would I do it again? Sure. I'm a nut and whatever makes the wife :LOL:, I'll probably give it a try. :)


Alright folks, anyone care to share their own fail of the day?
 
HIBred

HIBred

Foolish Mortal
|K3| Executive
So.. being a mechanic,I used to get really dirty and greasy,so I discovered one day that Magic Eraser scouring pads really got my hands clean...Of course in my infinite wisdom,I figured it would clean my face equally well..At first ,yes, a few scrubs and, bam, clean face... a few minutes later though,my face begins to burn and start to get really red...so,in my infinite wisdom I decide to apply some aloe vera gel to my face..AAAAAARRRRGH!....it started stinging like hell...my face got more red,and stung like that for hours...I went to sleep and in the morning I find my face is a nice dark shade of brown...my whole face was covered with a fine sprinkling of scab material :| ...m( So,my advice,never use a Magic Eraser scouring pad to clean your face...no bueno
 
Jack

Jack

|KKK|s Sexiest Voice
|K3| Member
If bengay is just like that strong heat rub stuff sports players use then I would thoroughly suggest have either ice or a nut high sink close by.. 'Deepheat' on genitals? also no bueno.
 
ottoids

ottoids

KKK's Pecker Checker
Former Krew Member
:lmao: :LOL: BENGAY ON YOUR NUTS :lmao: :lmao: :LOL:

---------- Post added at 07:41 AM ---------- Previous post was at 07:40 AM ----------

try putting glue on... :| that sucks...
 
M

madswede

Private First Class
Ha, did that in college playing football, rubbed bengay on my groin for pulled groin and got a little too close to the sac ... feels like getting kicked in the nuts ...
 
P

Predator'

Staff Sergeant
I have done the classic deepheat to the balls move as well. Was Downhill Longboarding fell off, pulled groin and got some on my nutsack
 
Jack

Jack

|KKK|s Sexiest Voice
|K3| Member
Well, I didn't pull my groin, me and a friend just dared each other.
 
Kreubs

Kreubs

|K3|Minecraft Admin
|K3| Executive
OK, so I did this last night... I ran out of toothpaste so I went looking for some mouthwash. I found some but it had one of those drop trickle cover thingies on it. I was rather confused as to why on earth it had it but I went on and filled a cap anyway. About about 5 seconds, my whole mouth was numb and about 3 seconds later, I thought I had a fire in my mouth so I spit it out. I looked in the mirror and the inside of my mouth was completely white O.O I looked on the back of the bottle at the instructions (they were in German) and from what little German I could decipher, it said to put 2-3 drops in a small amount of water... I woke up this morning and most of the inside of my mouth was peeling off :eek:

:fail:
 
P

Predator'

Staff Sergeant
Kreubs said:
OK, so I did this last night... I ran out of toothpaste so I went looking for some mouthwash. I found some but it had one of those drop trickle cover thingies on it. I was rather confused as to why on earth it had it but I went on and filled a cap anyway. About about 5 seconds, my whole mouth was numb and about 3 seconds later, I thought I had a fire in my mouth so I spit it out. I looked in the mirror and the inside of my mouth was completely white O.O I looked on the back of the bottle at the instructions (they were in German) and from what little German I could decipher, it said to put 2-3 drops in a small amount of water... I woke up this morning and most of the inside of my mouth was peeling off :eek:

:fail:
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Holy :poop: what the hell did you haz?
 
A

AVC

Banned
OK, so I'm sorting out my camera memory cards for the USA trip, got em all spread out on the desk.

The DSLR wont recognize any card over 2gig. Firmware problem. Update firmware - success!

Put in the 8 gig SDHC card - no problemo

Won't fit more than 2 pics on the 16gig SD card, or the 32gig CF card (DSLR has both slots).

Then, finally, I realize the 16gig card is actually a 16 MEG card. Check the "32 gig" card. Yep, 32 meg.

Straight in the bin with your fail cards!
 
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