You know you are a man when...

you know you´re NOT a man when ANY female holds the tv remote while you are in the same room.

you know you have failed as a man when you finiswh before the chick.

you know you are wasted when lying in bed and you have to put one foot on the floor to keep balance.
 
you know you´re a man when water splashes on your testicals when you take a dumb.

you know you have FAILED as a man when you put the toiletseat down after pissing.

- - - Updated - - -

you know you´re an asshole when you are pissed about being late for sth when the subway gets stuck because of somebody jumping on the tracks commiting sucide.

- - - Updated - - -

you know you´re an asshole when you poke holes into condoms before using them!

- - - Updated - - -

YOU KNOW YOU´RE A MAN WHEN BEER SIMPLY TASTES FUCKING AWESOME!
 
You know you're a man when you don't have to say anything about your "manhood".
 
you know you´re a man if you NEVA EVA FUCKING need viagra.

- - - Updated - - -

you know you´re a man when whores fuck you 4 free (or a pimp).

you know you´re a man when you dont remember your girls/wifes birthday.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top