You know you are a man when...

theGenius

|KKK|´s Dumbass
|K3| Member
you know you´re NOT a man when ANY female holds the tv remote while you are in the same room.

you know you have failed as a man when you finiswh before the chick.

you know you are wasted when lying in bed and you have to put one foot on the floor to keep balance.
 

theGenius

|KKK|´s Dumbass
|K3| Member
you know you´re a man when water splashes on your testicals when you take a dumb.

you know you have FAILED as a man when you put the toiletseat down after pissing.

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you know you´re an asshole when you are pissed about being late for sth when the subway gets stuck because of somebody jumping on the tracks commiting sucide.

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you know you´re an asshole when you poke holes into condoms before using them!

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YOU KNOW YOU´RE A MAN WHEN BEER SIMPLY TASTES FUCKING AWESOME!
 

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
You know you're a man when you don't have to say anything about your "manhood".
 

theGenius

|KKK|´s Dumbass
|K3| Member
you know you´re a man if you NEVA EVA FUCKING need viagra.

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you know you´re a man when whores fuck you 4 free (or a pimp).

you know you´re a man when you dont remember your girls/wifes birthday.
 
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