Krew story time? Krew story time.

[ZeroHoustn]

<go to outback steakhouse
<be retarded and not know what to get
<family decides something for yo
<find out it has bacon
<explaining to family why you dont eat bacon
<517bob houston say, if youre a muslim then you can leave my house
<begun explain that its bad for you and also against bible
<after this put butter on bread and eat
<compete with siblings on blooming onion
<go to bathroom for blokes
<eating soup
<get chicken food wit no bacon
<so he says it wont be cook enough
<8 food
<get application mate
<eat dessert
<went with aa meetin
<spend next 20 minutes writing on forum
<try not to get castrated
<be bored
<comtemplate with self about if I will do tgis wrong
<waste away 30 minutes of life they may be your la-
<get hit by car, die, and think of all the things you could have been doing on your last 40 minutes on earth

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[DamageINC]

OMG That was fkn funny Paige

And Zero,

 

[PaigeBoo]

Alright I have another for you guys.....

>in library working/spectating COD until 6
>Finished with everything, I pack up my stuff, pile my textbooks, and get ready to put them in the car before my next class
>Grab my books in one hand and my laptop bag in the other
>Go to stand up
>Left knee gives out
>Fall into the table where 2 others are sitting right next to me
>Drop my books all over the floor
>Make a cacophony of noise as everything tumbles including my chair
>Get up and start limping badly towards the door
>everyone stares and laughs
>Since ONLY handicapped people take the elevator. I try to take the stairs
>mid-way through first flight, fall and catch myself on railing
>

 

[Joe Momma]

Alright I have another for you guys.....

>in library working/spectating COD until 6
>Finished with everything, I pack up my stuff, pile my textbooks, and get ready to put them in the car before my next class
>Grab my books in one hand and my laptop bag in the other
>Go to stand up
>Left knee gives out
>Fall into the table where 2 others are sitting right next to me
>Drop my books all over the floor
>Make a cacophony of noise as everything tumbles including my chair
>Get up and start limping badly towards the door
>everyone stares and laughs
>Since ONLY handicapped people take the elevator. I try to take the stairs
>mid-way through first flight, fall and catch myself on railing
>

Wow really? People laughed? What a bunch of punks. I hope every single one of people who laughed at you get's both of their knees give out.

 

[DamageINC]

I've had mine go out in public as well. Its pretty embarrassing lol.

 

[PaigeBoo]

I hate it, especially because when my knee gives, my knee cap grinds worse than usual, and then doesn't seat properly. Then I can feel the ground up cartilage rubbing as I walk. And after it gives out it hurts for hours. Can barely walk on it.

 

[PaigeBoo]

>Pull everything off bed to wash
>Bring to laundry room
>realize not enough time to transfer stuff
>come home to bed made and sheets washed
>Jump in bed
>Start to get itchy
>Mom used fabric softener -- Booboo is allergic to it.
>Strip bed clothes, and wait 2 hours to have a blanket to go to sleep with

 

[felon]

>Guy in my class tries to cheat on math exam by bringing in formula sheet.
>Gets caught before we start reading time.
>Manages to get away with just detention, gets to write exam.
>Reading time starts, he sees the formula sheet we were given with the exam.
>
>Rage.
>Teacher -
>Rest of the class -

 

[RikuX2]

Was he asian?

 

[AVC]

> Get out the mower out of the shed
> Proceed to mow lawns
> Wonder why the mower isn't picking up the grass
> Realises the catcher is still in the shed

 

[PaigeBoo]

>I'm walking from class to the student lounge
>Walk past a group of people
>People start following me all yelling "This bitch is gay This bitch is gay"
>Never seen these people in my life
>Hang my head and just walk away, feeling like shit.
>Walk past a table
>Guy stands up, pulls my chin up gently and says, "Hold your head high and show the world your strength"


>Today
>Walking inside building to my next class
>Same group of people - a few
>Yelling that I'm a gay bitch
>Teacher stops his lecture, pulls the group into his room and calls security
>Teacher tells me he'll take care of it


There are some good strangers out there.

 

[HIBred]

>Go to Best Buy with my boss
>Checking out the "open box" specials
>a blue shirted sales guy walks up
> Says to us"You guys looking for a tv for your bedroom?"
>
>
:adolf:

 

[Joe Momma]

>It's snowing and a good bit of slippery ice outside
>Dad isn't around at the office
>I take the keys to one of the 4x4 SUVs
>Start it up
>Drive around the lot doing 35mph and drifting in ice
>dad walks out and sees what I'm doing
>yells for me to stop
>Stop next to him and roll down the window
>"Problem dad?"
>Move over son :trolldad:
>He starts doing it
>Much fun was had

 

[Alden]

>Get 32gb ipod touch super excited
>get through making all the passwords personalizing it
>get some awesome apps
>decide to get some songs on it (going on a road trip)
>instantly forgets password to unlock adult content/buy explicit songs
>2 weeks on roadtrip pass
>find out that the goddamn content password is the same as my normal one

mind why do you have to me so much?

 

[Joe Momma]

>It's snowing and a good bit of slippery ice outside
>Dad isn't around at the office
>I take the keys to one of the 4x4 SUVs
>Start it up
>Drive around the lot doing 35mph and drifting in ice
>dad walks out and sees what I'm doing
>yells for me to stop
>Stop next to him and roll down the window
>"Problem dad?"
>Move over son :trolldad:
>He starts doing it
>Much fun was had

I should also mention I don't have my permit nor license yet lol

 

[Kessa]

>Tag along with my bro to see his new Jujitsu class
>He brags about how easily he can beat the other guys :troll2:
>We arrive at the building
>Sit on mat spectating the excercising techinques and such
>Building is stuffy and smells like sweat :bleh:
>Mini matches finally start and the teacher pairs up students
>My brother's opponent is huge and ripped and my bros like :fuckyea:
>Match starts and bro looks like hes winning.
>The guy easily gets out of my bros choke hold and pounds his knee on my brother's stomach
>Brothers in a arm lock and im like
>Brother taps out and after a while we leave.
>On the way home he brags about how easy he was on him, and what he couldve done to win
>We finally arrive home and im like
> :coolstorybro: now wheres my five $$?

:gimme:

 

[tombraider]

>I'm walking from class to the student lounge
>Walk past a group of people
>People start following me all yelling "This bitch is gay This bitch is gay"
>Never seen these people in my life
>Hang my head and just walk away, feeling like shit.
>Walk past a table
>Guy stands up, pulls my chin up gently and says, "Hold your head high and show the world your strength"


>Today
>Walking inside building to my next class
>Same group of people - a few
>Yelling that I'm a gay bitch
>Teacher stops his lecture, pulls the group into his room and calls security
>Teacher tells me he'll take care of it


There are some good strangers out there.

good to see there are still some good people out there!

---------- Post added at 06:09 PM ---------- Previous post was at 06:06 PM ----------

on the note of knees

>left my auto garage
>walking torwards grass hilll to take a shortcut to store
>knee gives out trips falls
>smashs face blood everywhere
>grass stains all over as well
>bus full of people stop to watch and two come help
>have to go to e.r. and explain to paramedics and docs what happened all of them laughed as did i
>but was only laughing to make it ok
>sucked ass about 55 on the bus and 20 or 30 at the e.r. all laughed :'(
> my face after looked like this :wtfderp:

 

[Kessa]

> Going outside to feed my cats
>One of them runs in and knocks me down
>I slam the front door and try to catch him
>He runs under the couch and i cant reach
>After about 15mins of waiting he finally decides to come out
>I grab him and prepare to throw him out the front door
>Another cat runs in and knocks me down
>The first cat comes out of my arms and runs back under the couch

 

[Alden]

>after school in hallway talking to some of my friends who are girls
>I have a cardboard box full of DND miniatures
>my friends say whats in the box but I keep saying nothing and dodging them trying to grab it
> retarded male friend comes over
>he yells THERE'S ESCASTY IN THE BOX!
>we all
>para educator comes over demands to see whats i the box
>I have to show and all my friends see it
>but we all laughed our asses off in the end so it was all good

 

[Kessa]

Well a few years ago my Dad told me I can get a new PC if i got a highscore on my Cahsee test. *so i did* This is us at the store.

Dad: So do you want a laptop?
Me: No, a desktop. Laptops break easy.
Dad: You want a Dell or Acer?
Me: Actually i was thinking if you could get me an Alienware.
Dad: the chances of ME getting YOU an Alienware desktop, is like me finding a 23 year old virgin. It's never going to happen.
*first response*
When I'm done laughing: :frown: foowy

In conclusion, i didn't get a new PC