Krew story time? Krew story time.
- Thread starter Joe Momma
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>Step Dad = 
Are you going to be awake by 12?
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okerfacerobably... Why?
>My xoom is coming and you have to sign for it.
>:ch_accepted:
>:cerealkiller: killing some cereal doorbell rings
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fedex guy just left it at the door
>phone rings were you awake to get my xoom
>
I have the xoom and you don't...
> what the fuck
> :ch_accepted: I win... better be nice!
Are you going to be awake by 12?>
okerfacerobably... Why?>My xoom is coming and you have to sign for it.
>:ch_accepted:
>:cerealkiller: killing some cereal doorbell rings
>
fedex guy just left it at the door>phone rings were you awake to get my xoom
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I have the xoom and you don't...>
what the fuck> :ch_accepted: I win... better be nice!
>Sitting in back seat of Accord. (right nut... WOOOT!)
>Friend driving is wasted, unbeknownst to me or my other friend.
>TheDude begins filling a pipe in the back seat.
>Driver is pulling toward a red light at 40 MPH.
>Driver comments about the fact that the day before, the same light was not working.
>Driver does not slow down.
>I say "YO!"
>Driver slams on the breaks halfway through the light, into the intersection.
>Silver escalade beeps like crazy as it swerves to miss us, screeching past us.
>"Holy Shit We Almost Just Died Moment" as we look at each other.
>I slowly look to the right, clutching my glass pipe full of illegal substances.
>My eyes meet those of the cop who just pulled up next to us.
>My mouth hits the floor as the cop starts screaming at us
>a second cop pulls up behind him.
>TheDude attempts to read the cop's lips.
>TheDude can notice only a string of expletives and obscenities.
>Light turns green.
>Both cops put lights on a floor it across the intersection.
>We sit in the car looking at each other.... speechless.
>Driver turns right across the intersection out of a left only lane and speeds away.
>TheDude changes underwear.......
>Friend driving is wasted, unbeknownst to me or my other friend.
>TheDude begins filling a pipe in the back seat.
>Driver is pulling toward a red light at 40 MPH.
>Driver comments about the fact that the day before, the same light was not working.
>Driver does not slow down.
>I say "YO!"
>Driver slams on the breaks halfway through the light, into the intersection.
>Silver escalade beeps like crazy as it swerves to miss us, screeching past us.
>"Holy Shit We Almost Just Died Moment" as we look at each other.
>I slowly look to the right, clutching my glass pipe full of illegal substances.
>My eyes meet those of the cop who just pulled up next to us.
>My mouth hits the floor as the cop starts screaming at us
>a second cop pulls up behind him.
>TheDude attempts to read the cop's lips.
>TheDude can notice only a string of expletives and obscenities.
>Light turns green.
>Both cops put lights on a floor it across the intersection.
>We sit in the car looking at each other.... speechless.
>Driver turns right across the intersection out of a left only lane and speeds away.
>TheDude changes underwear.......
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I think considering your different legal and social circumstances, you may not be the best person to judge my situation.
But sure.
Lol.
Since when do you need to have a certain set of circumstances to know smoking pot in a car isn't the best of ideas? I don't think one really needs to know much of anything to know that. And how the fk can you not know someone is drunk driving lol. Odd story.
Maybe i just didn't understand.
Since when do you need to have a certain set of circumstances to know smoking pot in a car isn't the best of ideas? I don't think one really needs to know much of anything to know that. And how the fk can you not know someone is drunk driving lol. Odd story.
Maybe i just didn't understand.
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That's the thing. I never drive with the kid anymore. He drives like a retard even when he's not drunk (like having no respect for the yellow and white line thingamajigs on the road.... w/e they are supposed to be for...... -____- ), and he has ne problem driving drunk, which I fucking hate, so he never mentions it. Don't drive drunk, people. It's just stupid and dangerous.
That's the thing. I never drive with the kid anymore. He drives like a retard even when he's not drunk (like having no respect for the yellow and white line thingamajigs on the road.... w/e they are supposed to be for...... -____- ), and he has ne problem driving drunk, which I fucking hate, so he never mentions it. Don't drive drunk, people. It's just stupid and dangerous.
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>Play around with my SGS+
>Installed PSX4Droid and the bios. looks fine to me.
>Go emuparadise and download Gran Turismo
>REALLY SLOW DLOAD Took 6 hours to get 75% done.
>My siblings playing around with Facebook
>Suddenly got back and everything missing.
>:furious::raging:
but now i have 5 different PS1 games! YAY!
>Installed PSX4Droid and the bios. looks fine to me.
>Go emuparadise and download Gran Turismo
>REALLY SLOW DLOAD Took 6 hours to get 75% done.
>My siblings playing around with Facebook
>Suddenly got back and everything missing.
>
:furious::raging: but now i have 5 different PS1 games! YAY!
I swear occifer, i can drive drunk awesome. I just cant walk in a straight line.
Actually, I meant he has no problem with driving drunnk so he never mentions it. Obivously he has problems driving drunk, he almost got us killed.
I'm not a moron.
>Go to Taco Bell with dad
>Order, get drinks, wait
>Wait
>Wait
>Wait
>30 minutes later, still no food.
>Only people in the not busy building without food
>Dad is about to go up for a refund when cashier comes to the table
>Asks us if everything is ok
>No wtfderp
>He apologizes and food is out in 2mins.
>Order, get drinks, wait
>Wait
>Wait
>Wait
>30 minutes later, still no food.
>Only people in the not busy building without food
>Dad is about to go up for a refund when cashier comes to the table
>Asks us if everything is ok
>No wtfderp
>He apologizes and food is out in 2mins.
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>Go to Starbucks (just like every other day I have class)
>None of the normal people are working...
>Give the guy my order and he says
>We have caramel but no extra caramel.
> How do you have caramel but not extra caramel? Dumb ass.
>Gives me drink with NO caramel. How you make a caramel machiato without caramel idk.
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>Go outside pissed off
>Girl that always does my order hands me the perfect drink and everyone laughs.
>NOT FUNNY
>None of the normal people are working...
>Give the guy my order and he says
>We have caramel but no extra caramel.
>
How do you have caramel but not extra caramel? Dumb ass.>Gives me drink with NO caramel. How you make a caramel machiato without caramel idk.
>
>Go outside pissed off
>Girl that always does my order hands me the perfect drink and everyone laughs.
>NOT FUNNY