Krew story time? Krew story time.

[Joe Momma]

Lets do this fellas. Krew story time. Tell us a story about anything that you did. The way you tell your story should be similar to this

>Buy android phone
>Sister has an iPhone (for music and apps, no phone service)
>She plays with my phone for a while, REALLY likes it
>Promise to help her get one
>Sell her iphone
>Look around for a few days, find a nice HTC Incredible for a great price
>Buy it
>Spend hours trying to figure out how to unlock the bootloader (These slightly older phones had locked bootloaders and were harder to get working, tried to unlock it so I could install a different ROM than the stock android)
>Finally get it working
>Install Cyanogenmod, launcher pro etc, make the phone really smooth and fast as well as nice looking
>She's in love with it
>Next day she drops it in the toilet
>My face

 

[PwnSauce]

we did this already wn:

 

[Joe Momma]

we did this already wn:

No we didn't.

 

[MasterCLiP]

I made a scary stories thread for October that no one wants to post in D:

 

[RikuX2]

just downloded launcher pro...man it runs fast! can you recommend any other good apps?

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

Why do I have to write it out like that. Can I just tell a story?

 

[Joe Momma]

Another story to get the ball rolling

>Be 17
>Go to some lady's house to buy a sony laptop
>I ask her if she has anything else for sale
>brings out a old ibm, an iphone and a small old school pda
>Ask her if the iphone works
>She says she doesn't know, it was dropped in water before
>I ask her how much for the entire lot of stuff
>She says 150
>I offer her 100 bucks
>She accepts

Score!

>Take stuff home
>Get laptop running, it was a core 2 duo with 8400gt
>Feels good man

>Pull out iphone
>its 8gb iphone 3g
>Took it apart, did cleaning etc
>Put it back together
>charge it
>it works
>My first touch screen phone
>I was super excited
>Few weeks later
>sitting on the floor
>iphone slides from my pocket
>falls a few inches
>It's screen and glass cracked and broken
>Are you fucking kidding me

 

[RikuX2]

I get a feeling that your story should be in green font :foreveralone:

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

> Electric bill due
>I send the company a check
>The check is pending
>They turn off my lights
>Check still pending
>Finally the check goes through
> They turn on my lights
>Then later they tell me the check bounced
>They turn my lights back off
>They charge me a million different fees
>Can't pay it all off at once
>living a week with out electricity. :banghead:

 

[SiloHunter]

Why do they all seem to have bad endings.

>Ask A girl to homecoming
>she says yes
>pick her up
>go to homecoming
>dance
>get in her pants
>The End

---------- Post added at 11:14 PM ---------- Previous post was at 11:11 PM ----------

Another. A story from along time ago...

(Past)
>Silo Is Ghey
>Silo Quits Krew
>Silo posts on ZA
>Silo is bored
>Silo tries to comeback to KKK
>Silo sleeps
>Silo Plays with Msob
>Silo is bored
(Present)
>Silo posts on KKK
(EXTREMELY NEAR future)
>Silo is back in KKK
>Silo is still ghey

 

[Joe Momma]

Lol ok a story without a bad ending

>Be in this awesome clan called kaptain krunch krew
>Get promoted to full member
>Everything is awesome
>Out of nowhere, banned for hacking
>Fuck well shit
> Wally says that I can come back June 31st
>There were only 30 days in June
>Wally's face ---->
>feels bad man
>Few months later I get let back in
>Awesome woohoo yay bla la bla
>After like 4 months I finally get promoted
>Few months later promoted to mod

 

[SiloHunter]

I love your MS paint art....
Tell a story bout it bro

 

[Arcani]

joey i wouldnt say outta no where cuz the whole krew was talking bout it in the shout for hours

 

[Kessa]

>Me and my brother hear the ice cream truck
>I grab 2$ *give it to my bro
>Brother runs after the ice cream truck
>He fails and goes to the Gas station
>30mins pass
>He comes back and hands me an empty Hot Cheetoh Bag

 

[HIBred]

>meet a Vietnamese "dancer" at a "club"
>become friendly with said dancer
>>go home with said dancer
>she warms up some late night supper
>Take a shower
>jump into heavenly down filled bed
>she jumps in the shower
>whilst she was in the shower i figure i felt a gurgling
>meh... the ac will take of it so i let fly an air biscuit
>whoah
>a few minutes later she is done showering and enters room
>with a quizzical look on her face she says (with vietnamese accent)
>Hey...how come smell like soup
>

 

[Joe Momma]

Oh god my sides

 

[HIBred]

lol yeh that's why i chuckle every time you say ..."soup"

 

[AVC]

> Go to work
> Control room is on 2nd floor
> Control room has windows all along one wall facing the street
> Block of units across road
> Chick on third floor of units hangs out washing on balcony
> Balconies only have glass railings
> Chick has T- shirt on
> Chick has very short undies on
> Chick is leggy and brunette and has nice butt

 

[RikuX2]

haha i lol'd at that joe!

 

[MikeK]

Oh yeah I like that too