Well, first of all, I didn't go to RE, so my balls didn't actually fall off. Second of all, that is OBVIOUSLY a joke.
Next, I'd like to apologize to anyone I may have acted shittily to in these past days, as I have felt pretty bad.
Went to the doctor, he said I now have a really bad sinus infection and walking pneumonia, which explains why I am constantly out of breath. I am on antibiotics and an advair inhaler. He predicts I'll lose the high fever by tomorrow, but I'm sure I'll still have this dark green/brown crap in my lungs for a while.
So, no worries, those who worried...........
I'll be back soon.