You know you are a man when...

You know your a man when you can knock out a grizzly with your bare hands.
 
You know you're a man when you open your beer with this:

 
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You know you are an alcoholic when you lose arguments with inanimate objects.

You know you are an alcoholic when your job interfering with your drinking.
 
you know u a man when u are sitting outside ur place a chilli night with a beer & blunt after u busted a fat nut!
 
anal blaster said:
you know u a man when u are sitting outside ur place a chilli night with a beer & blunt after u busted a fat nut!
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Freez said:
what the hell did you just say, lol.
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You know you are a male homo sapien when your person is located outside your house on a rather cold evening with an alcoholic beverage and some marijuana after you had sexual intercourses.
 
You know ur a man when u donkey punch a broad and she likes it


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you know you are a man when your nuts could be used as a swing-set

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you know you are a man when your nuts could be punch bags for your bikes pedals while sitting on the bikes chair

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you know you are a man when your child thinks you are hiding a puppy in your pants

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you know you are a man when you stretch and your shirt ripps
 
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