You know you are a man when...

You know you're a man when you take a dump and it weighs more that your youngest child.
 
you know your a man when your beard is large enough to spawn a colony of tiny people.
 
you know your a man when you spent 30 mins looking for the remote to change the channel, but dont take the 10 seconds to walk up to the TV and do it manually.
 
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