FML stories
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The power pole outside my family's motorcycle shop had rotted out at the bottom and had cracked...it was falliiing over being saved only by the support cable to our building..so in order to save our bikes from getting torched I started moving a bunch of bikes across the street to the parking lot of the strip club...went to warn the owners that the power would go out as soon as the lines came down ...
so after i was done and the lines were about to snap ,i realized my own bike was still under the wires..i ran back to get it and sure enough,Blam! the cable finally snapped and the pole came down,exploding the transformer right above my head and whipping the power lines back and forth above me as the pole brought down the next 2 poles down the street...miraculously the lines landed on either side of me by 2 or 3 feet..FML i was stranded surrounded by metal and live power lines..so there's Bred..trapped in a pile of motorcycles,surrounded by unregulated power,with a gaggle of strippers lining the sidewalk screaming "don't move Gary!" FML
oh yeah..because the transformer blew up the outlets in the buildings around us started to overload and pop,i told the mama san to turn her power off beforehand so they were alright but the office above them had no one to turn off their power so ..you guessed it ,it caught fire..so yeah..trapped by live power lines and surrounded by fire with the news present and a line a strippers on the sidewalk...FML! P.S. it took the electric co. an hour to get there and they are literally 3 blocks from the shop
so after i was done and the lines were about to snap ,i realized my own bike was still under the wires..i ran back to get it and sure enough,Blam! the cable finally snapped and the pole came down,exploding the transformer right above my head and whipping the power lines back and forth above me as the pole brought down the next 2 poles down the street...miraculously the lines landed on either side of me by 2 or 3 feet..FML i was stranded surrounded by metal and live power lines..so there's Bred..trapped in a pile of motorcycles,surrounded by unregulated power,with a gaggle of strippers lining the sidewalk screaming "don't move Gary!" FML
oh yeah..because the transformer blew up the outlets in the buildings around us started to overload and pop,i told the mama san to turn her power off beforehand so they were alright but the office above them had no one to turn off their power so ..you guessed it ,it caught fire..so yeah..trapped by live power lines and surrounded by fire with the news present and a line a strippers on the sidewalk...FML! P.S. it took the electric co. an hour to get there and they are literally 3 blocks from the shop
Dang Gary that sounds like ur pretty lucky to be alive then. A line of strippers tho woot. I would have acted like i couldn't breath and would have run over there and fallen over and been like quick i need mouth to mouth resuscitation, lol.
I was trimming some trees for my bro-in-law one time all by myself (which is against the law) and got a little over zealous trying to get this last little annoying branch cut and ended up putting a 5in gash in my leg FML. So then i had to climb down the tree and drive myself to the urgent care. Ended up with 37 stitches and a very sour leg. Anyhow i had a much greater respect for Chainsaws after that though so it wasn't a complete loss lol.
I was trimming some trees for my bro-in-law one time all by myself (which is against the law) and got a little over zealous trying to get this last little annoying branch cut and ended up putting a 5in gash in my leg FML. So then i had to climb down the tree and drive myself to the urgent care. Ended up with 37 stitches and a very sour leg. Anyhow i had a much greater respect for Chainsaws after that though so it wasn't a complete loss lol.
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s2 is changing to Softcore FML...
How did the strippers know your name??