An Anti-Joke a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

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SoftScope

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I firmly believe that some of the funniest jokes are anti-jokes. For those of you who don't know what they are, they are essentially the opposite of a regular joke. Completely.
So I'll post one a day, and feel free to post one you guys like.
Beginning with:
Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.
 
Q: What did the homeless man get for Christmas?

A: Nothing.

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball?

A: Dedication and hard work.
 
Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream?

A:He was hit by a bus.


Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

A:Wheres my tractor?

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Why was the boy sad?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face.
 
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it was trying to visit its dying mother in hospital.
 
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Lol these jokes make me chuckle. Especially the one with the boy with the ice cream :p.
 
Two fishes in a tank...and suddently one says to the other:

i cant believe we already are tuesday...


Whats white and cant climb to tree?

A fridge
 
Q: Two muffins were out flying, when suddenly one of them fell down. Why?

A: Because muffins can't fly.

Q: Two cows were out flying, when suddenly one of them fell down. Why?

A: Because he got hit in the face by a muffin. :K
 
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