Corny Jokes

[Cent0]

A man walks into a bar.
He says ouch.

Why did the penis cross the road.
So it could get to the vagina.

Why did the man say hi.
Because he wanted to.



Hey, the title IS cornY jokes after all .

 

[TheDude]

Dude, corny jokes are clever in awful ways. Anti jokes and jokes that just substitute penis for chicken are not really corny...... =/

It had a good start

 

[Cent0]

http://9gag.com/gag/822021?ref=fb

 

[The Moment]

What do you call a man with no legs who water skis? Skip
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Bob
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russell

A blonde walks into a bar. You think she would've seen it coming.

 

[MasterCLiP]

 

[Ethan]

My Avatar.

 

[Predator']

My Avatar.

Nice one

 

[theGenius]

lol

 

[Ethan]

The Dalai Lama walks into a pizza shop, and says, "can you make me one with everything?"

 

[WaLLy]

 

[Predator']

A panda walks into a bar and eats shoots and leaves.

 

[HIBred]

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

Corny ones!...

what....you said corny...

 

[Predator']

Bred... that was dry

 

[Cryogenic Flare]

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A. Where's pop corn?

 

[517Houston]

Q. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?

A. Where's pop corn?

Thats awful. Lmao


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[Cryogenic Flare]

hey, you said corny, by the way, someone pass the popcorn



sry ban pun, I'm a punner