Corny Jokes

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TheDude

Dudesicle
|K3| Member
Guys......


Post them. NAOW..


Corny jokes, as corny as possible. Nothing that is actually an amazing joke, please.



For instance, in talking about fungus in the shoutbox, I was reminded of a corny joke...



Why did the mushroom go to the party?



He was a fungi.






Please, follow this model of corniness, and post away!!! We should have an epic collection in a lil while.
 
Ethan

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was asalted.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food but no atmosphere.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
 
HIBred

HIBred

Foolish Mortal
|K3| Executive
Duck walks into a bar and asks"Do you have any corn?" Bartender says "No,now gtfo" next day the same duck walks in and asks again"Do you have any corn?" Bartender yells"NO godammit and if you ask me again,imma nail those webbed feet of yours to the floor!" Third day the duck walks again and asks "Do you have any nails?"..Bartender says"of course not" duck says "in that case..ya got any corn???"
 
SiloHunter

SiloHunter

Condescending little prick
|K3| Moderator
2 guys walk in to a bar. First one orders an H2O. Second guy says I will have an H2O too.
The second guy drinks it and dies. This shows the importance of the word also.
 
PaigeBoo

PaigeBoo

|KKK|s wise lesbian
Former Krew Member
Why do the irish make their bean soup with 239 beans? Because they don't want it to be 2 faarty.

Do you know a good vet? Because my calves are sick.

Do you need an inhaler? Because you got ass ma

Good thing I brought my library card. Because I'm here to check you out.

Is it your birthday? because you got cakes.
 
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TheDude

Dudesicle
|K3| Member
lol, I have heard of poundin that cake, but never "you have cakes!"

All that makes me think of is, "yum... cake." XD
 
Ethan

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
Q: Why can't penguins fly?

A: Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly.

Q) Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero

A) Because it's impossible


Anti Jokes FTW
 
Ethan

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
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HIBred

HIBred

Foolish Mortal
|K3| Executive
What do you call the operation that a woman gets to become a man?? .......an Adadichtomy
 
SiloHunter

SiloHunter

Condescending little prick
|K3| Moderator
A man walks into a bar, he is an alcoholic and is ruining his family.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
 
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