Marriage

[517Houston]

before marriage:



me: ah i cant wait

gf: do u want me to leave

me: no

gf: do you love me

me: yes always have always will

gf: have you ever cheated on me

me: no why are u even asking?

gf: will u kiss me

me: every chance i get

gf: will u hit me

me: hell no are u crazy

gf: can i trust u

me: yes

gf: babe





after marriage:read from bottom to the top

 

[Ethan]

One of the most accurate things I have read in a while. "NEVER MENTION THE FUCKING "M" WORD!!!" -My brother.

 

[Sodalover]

Good find Houston. Read it long time ago but forgot about it.

 

[Slaya]

Haha nice

 

[TheDude]

Mawwageee.... Sweet mawwage.

 

[Grey_Fox]

Lol Dude....love that movie. "Do you have Da Wing?"

Haha

 

[WaLLy]

I'd thank the post but used up my allowance for today!

 

[517Houston]

I'd thank the post but used up my allowance for today!

fucker...lol

 

[UnTamed]

I always spam thank you


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[Macbeth]

 

[Cent0]

And they call girls smart...?

 

[MasterCLiP]

I base my marriage preferences of rabbits, yeah

 

[BriAn79]

Oh man talk about my laugh for the day! Might have to show the guys at work this one!

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

Hilarious

 

[Ethan]

Does that really deserve that many thanks? Houston now has the rep of all of us combined. Kidding ofc. Very funny.

 

[felon]

Oh god I love that movie TD, inconceivable!
Hello. My name is inigo montoyo, you killed my father, prepare to die!

 

[JohnRyAn]

hahaha that's funny!!! Thanks for sharing Houston.

 

[AVC]

This may be the most thanked thread ever, lol

Marriage test: Who loves you more, your partner or your dog?
First step - lock both of them in the boot of your car (trunk)
Next - Wait one hour
Then - Let them out

So, who is happier to see you?



Next marriage fact:
Before you get married, you put a dollar in a jar every time you get laid.
After you get married, take one dollar out everytime you get laid.

You will never empty the jar, lol.

 

[Deac0n]

heard it so many times but so good