Your Best "Yo Mama" Joke.

[CiTyCHiLD]

Hello Everyone,

I haven't posted a new thread in a while but I thought this would be fun.

Let's hear everyone's best "Yo Mama" joke.

I saw this video and because it relates to call of duty I had to post it.

Anyways, let me hear the best jokes you guys can come up with.

Here is a chance for you post whores to whore it up a bit.

Here's the video. Have fun.

If this is a duplicate thread then I apologize.

 

[MasterCLiP]

Yo mama jokes are kinda old....aw what the heck

Yo mama so fat Obi wan Kenobi said "That's No Moon; it's yo mama"

(And the comment at the end of the video)

Yo mama so fat, she sat on a walmart and lowered the prices.

Joe mama I mean er Yo mama is so fat....

 

[MassNightmare]

I cant think of any Yo mama jokes so heres a link to a video with some Yo mama jokes from one of my faovrite movies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIlgXEBHJk8&feature=related until I think of some.

 

[Goss400]

Ya mums so fat that when she stood on the scales it said I want ya weight, not ya phone number.
ya mums so old that she sat behind jesus in third grade.
ya mums so fat that the family portrait had to be taken by satellite.

 

[SoRude]

yo mummas so fat that when she went to kfc they said which sized bucket do you want and she said the one on the roof.
thats all i got...

 

[Goss400]

really? I got to many . . .

 

[Trasgu]

Yo mamma is soooo hairy the only language she know is wookie.
Yo mamma is soooo black, than when she went to school at night time she was marked absent.

 

[Ethan]

Yo Mama's so ugly, when she gets up, the sun goes down!

Yo Mama's so stupid she stole a free sample.

Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family.

 

[MassNightmare]

Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.

Yo mama's ass is so hairy it looks like Don King's about to pop out and say "Only in America".

Yo mama's so fat that when she died in MW2 evryone got nuked.

 

[Cent0]

Your momma is so fat.

 

[Joe Momma]

Joe momma's so dumb, she thought "Fruit punch" was a gay boxer.

true story.

 

[Cent0]

Joe are you a momma?

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

Great jokes.

 

[RikuX2]

Yo mama so fat, that when she jumps for joy, SHE GETS STUCK

 

[enV]

Yo momma so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo momma so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back.
Yo momma so ugly that Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

 

[RikuX2]

I just realised something. These types of jokes are horrible :S

 

[TheDude]

|KKK|Joe momma...

 

[Cent0]

L.m.f.a.0

 

[Nabil]

You Mama's so fat, she's WorldWide!

 

[Joe Momma]

Your mom is so fat, when she rolled over my super Nintendo she made 4 gameboys

Your mom is so fat when she rolled over a quarter a booger popped out of george washington's nose