some high quality poetry shit!

[Cent0]

actually thinking cockslap, LOL


gheyer than a Walter
homosexual like a tree
everything is connected, just like
you and me.

the first letters in the line spell ghey


^just made that up.

 

[theGenius]

NOT BAD CENT! common all u kkks! set the poets inside u free!!!!

 

[Nabil]

HEY i said it first!

 

[PwnSauce]

Oh blaster, oh blaster please don't write more junk
Your poem was stupid and entirely just bunk

Fake words and bad grammar, it barely made sense
Such drivel called "poem" made my stomach quite tense

When I read crap like that it gives me a fear
The the future of the nation is driven by beer

In the future when you have a thought to let out
Please keep it to yourself, just shut up and pout!


ps lol

 

[MasterCLiP]

Oh did you see pwns Christmas story? That was AMAZING!

 

[felon]

Haiku's are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator


lololololol

 

[theGenius]

lol pwn, i started this as poetry... you making it a fucking rapbattle now??? lol

 

[felon]

Pwn pwns at poetry, I like alliterations.

 

[Cent0]

quiet you cocksucking gypsy qweef
we don't want shit like you crossing
everybody hates you, ****** dumbass
...even the lowest of chodebags can spit on your face
fuck off, jeezus, what kind of name is pwnsauce
everyday i'll toss salt on the ground you walk
rather than apologize, go get a life.

this one spells qweefer



All jokes Pwn

 

[felon]

LOL nothing there rhymes.

 

[theGenius]

ok pwnsauce, here comes my answer

if you try the poetry skills of the genius you must learn
that only the thought about it is a huge fail
so im here to teach you, cause now its my turn
so listen up and pay attention to every detail
better understand that nuts like mine you have to earn
your lyrics are whack and draw a line like a snail
while mine are more like a huge explosion of sperm

now pass me one of your future beers
so i can finish this poem yelling cheers

your poem was wack, short and uncomplete just like a cheap fuck
i think the lyrical part of your brain needs surgery like a pornstar with b-cups

and why are you coplaining about my grammar and spelling?
for fuck sake im from germany, there is no need of telling

now im about done with you and i feel like busting a nutt
so whatever you do, get some cover and better duck

lets see what u come up with pwn!

 

[felon]

your poem was wack, short and uncomplete just like a cheap fuck
i think the lyrical part of your brain needs surgery like a pornstar with b-cups

holy shit those are some awesome lines.

 

[Cent0]

Would you guys please quiet down?
Cent0 is filling up with frowns.

Why would you fight
When you know that Pwn bites?

And why would you drink beer
When you're too drunk to cheer
and wipe that smear off your gear?

You're poem doesn't even rhyme
so please, don't try to mime

The great Cent0 and Pwnsauce
'Casue we're the boss.

 

[TheDude]

sometimes rhyming takes a toll on the content of the literature.

 

[felon]

Yeah... It kinda does,
Just like cent0's head is full of fuzz,
That shit is not good fo yo rhyme,
It'll get better if you give it a little time

 

[theGenius]

yes yes yes, poetry is fantastic! and what does cent mean with my poem doesnt rhyme? lol, everything rhymes.

 

[Cent0]

was kidding, thats the only words i could ryhme...LOL

 

[TheDude]

lot's of good poetry doesn't rhyme. Mother Goose rhymes.... that's some high quality shit right?

 

[theGenius]

its all about taste, to me poems aint shit if they dont rhyme. i simply like the smart sound of rhymes. but thats just my opinion...

 

[felon]

Dis nursery rhyme dont not sound smart enough.

That's what I saw in your post