Things we hear vs. What parents hear

[The Moment]

I was trying to water my mom's garden and she asks: "Do you have enough hose?"

What I hear:"Do you have enough hoes?"

My mental response is:"No, I need three more..."

My verbal response:"Ya..."

lmao

 

[JohnRyAn]

NO COMMENTS OK THAN I START IT

yes the moment i know that problem too and sometimes it'S very funny

 

[WaLLy]

 

[Caveadsum]

Yes this is one of the many symptoms of yet another unfortunate adolescent stuck in the awkward age of discovering that a certain bit of his body leaks from time to time. The difference between mental adolescence and mental adulthood is that the mental adults aren't thinking about sex every waking moment.

I say mental adulthood because unfortunately some people never mature in their minds. They are stuck as temperamental teenagers. A bad place to be. So in short, take control of your mind and you'll ultimately be a happier person instead of running around in heat yelling "Get me a broad, a dog, anything!"

If you enjoyed that little sermon, there's a lot more where that came from! 8)

 

[The Moment]

way to ruin my fun

 

[Dustyn]

Cave's famous for that. But yeah, when I was younger, I've had some instances like that.

 

[Master_Race]

WaLLy, is that a Picture of Goldberg?

 

[Sargass]

its a picture of goldberg u right Master

 

[AVC]

the mental adults aren't thinking about sex every waking moment.

No, sometimes I think about COD4

 

[Dustyn]

Like... 2% of the time? Hahah

 

[Caveadsum]

Haha I knew AVC was still a child at heart!

 

[The Moment]

lol

 

[Dustyn]

I think we all still have quite a bit of child in us.