Random yet funny sayings

[The Moment]

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"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on."



The Moment: "When in doubt, C4!"

 

[Dustyn]

"If you can't play with the big dogs get outta the park"

 

[MasterCLiP]

"The cake is a lie"

 

[Take]

''When I say shoot the fucker, shoot the fucker.''

 

[NickHouston]

"This is my rifle, this is my gun! This is for fighting, this is for fun!"-Full Metal Jacket

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kU0XCVey_U&feature=related

 

[igno121]

"are you talking to me?"

 

[AVC]

"Nothing wrong with shooting, just as long as all the right people get shot"

 

[Dustyn]

"Say 'Hello' to my little friends!!!!"

 

[Take]

''Gotta catch 'em al!''

 

[MasterCLiP]

"I tried to walk into Target, but I missed."

 

[PwnSauce]

"This statement is false"