Guess i must be tasty

[animal66]

Well there i was at work, setting up a new 60 inch tv for display, when i hear one of my work colleagues call out "Mark, stop them, they're stealing". I look up and see 2 "customers" headed towards the exit. I leg it over there (not easy for someone of my size), and manage to grab hold of the female of the couple by her coat. About 3 seconds later i feel a pain up my left arm. THE BITCH ONLY WENT AND BIT ME!!! I'm pleased to say that i had enough self restraint not to hit her. She did let go, and while we managed to detain her partner in crime, she got away.

The police came and took statements from me, and i got to leave early so that i could go to the hospital to get myself checked out (just as a precaution).

This is the second time it's happened, guess i must be real tasty.

 

[PaigeBoo]

OMNOMNOMNOM animal style!

 

[Rival]

Wow man, crazy story. I don't understand people who would bite someone just to get away... Why the french toast would anyone do that?
Thanks for sharing Mark! Stay fresh, stay tasty.

 

[Finch]

She bit you? I hope they checked you for rabies

 

[animal66]

She bit you? I hope they checked you for rabies

They'd be better checking HER for rabies

 

[MelRose]

You have some serious restraint.

 

[Jack]

you would be tasty animal.

 

[NickHouston]

always take a vinegar bath before work... And hit the next person who does that in the face

 

[Kessa]

She bit you?!? Does that mean your going to turn into a zombie? :x

 

[Bambi]

She bit you?!? Does that mean your going to turn into a zombie? :x

But he is in London . Be calm Nick, you live on the second floor, have a lot for frozen food, and a Tesco right opposite.

 

[animal66]

She bit you?!? Does that mean your going to turn into a zombie? :x

Nope, it means she's going to turn into a decent human being (yeah, right)

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But he is in London . Be calm Nick, you live on the second floor, have a lot for frozen food, and a Tesco right opposite.

Nick, unless you got a body like Kelly Brook, i ain't interested mate. Go tesco and get a horseburger