Childhood Problems

[Kessa]

Post your simple childhood problems here
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Me 1st grade (Lunch recess!)

Randy (a classmate): Hey Krystal

Me: What? okerface:

Randy: I dare you to eat this.

Me: What is it?

Randy: My candy wrapper. :troll2:

Me: Eww, I'm not gonna eat that! hno:

Randy: I triple dog dare you to eat it.

Me:

Me:

 

[Titoezz]

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[Freeze]

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lmao!

 

[Kessa]

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Post your childhood problems easy-as-pie

 

[HIBred]

8 year old me:Had to pee super bad........door to the bathroom was closed....thought it was my beyotch sister.......started hammering on the door yelling "I gotta go!!! hurry up you stupid head!!!......a soft sweet voice says "soory I'll just be a minute"....it was my aunties super hot friend ......I climbed on the roof and hid for 2 hours till she left

 

[Titoezz]

8 year old me:Had to pee super bad........door to the bathroom was closed....thought it was my beyotch sister.......started hammering on the door yelling "I gotta go!!! hurry up you stupid head!!!......a soft sweet voice says "soory I'll just be a minute"....it was my aunties super hot friend ......I climbed on the roof and hid for 2 hours till she left

shit you never forget. lol

 

[MasterCLiP]

Had a big crush on my friend for a long time. Finally got the guts to ask her to some dance; it was the first time I ever asked anyone out.

She ran away. Didn't even say anything, just turned and ran. I felt like the biggest piece of shit on the planet.

 

[Kessa]

Kinder garden:

Me: *Waiting patiently on a bench so I can have my turn on the swings." (there is only 1 swing on the playground)

(halfway through recess, the girl on the swing still hasn't gotten up yet.)

Me: *becomes impatient, and walks up to the girl* Hey, can I have my turn now?

Girl: Oh okay *gets up and walks to slide.*

Me: FINALLY! *jumps on*

The bell rings at that second.

 

[Cryogenic Flare]

This was back in Middle school when I was living in Slovakia, on one of the many hills.
I went home on the school bus and arrived at my house. Rang the door bell.....No one answered, so I stuck my hand through the holes in my 3'in Steel door frame and opened the door from the other side. I walked up the steeps and knocked on the door. Once again no one answered. So I went around to the back and knocked on the window. And Again no one answered. I then proceeded to call EVERYONE in my family, and yet not one of them answered. I figured that they were out shopping so I went back 'round to the front and waited till them came home. I ended up spending the night sleeping on my front step in the middle of winter, it was -20 with a -30 wind chill. I had frostbite in both of my legs, my left arm, ears and nose. My Mother had gone to sleep early, my father was in Iraq and my sister was on a week-long school field trip. My mother found me the next morning when she was going to work. My mother still hasn't forgiven herself and makes sure every night that I am in the house.
Thankfully I lost nothing to frost bite, but have lost movement in the last three toes of both feet.

 

[SoRude]

>Has close friendship with girl for several months.
>Admits that I like her
>After another couple months she admits she likes me
>I ask her out, she says she doesn't know if her parents will approve because of the grade gap between us
>I put up with it for several more months
>One day she says that I forced her to like her and that what we ever had was fake
>Me being really confused and offended at what she says, I tell her to F*** off and ask how is it even possible for someone to force another person to like them.
>Within 2 weeks of Breaking the friendship I lose my V's and hooked up with about 3 girls.

Wasted 7+ months on one girl whlie I could of been slaying so much.

 

[Nikon]

>Has close friendship with girl for several months.
>Admits that I like her
>After another couple months she admits she likes me
>I ask her out, she says she doesn't know if her parents will approve because of the grade gap between us
>I put up with it for several more months
>One day she says that I forced her to like her and that what we ever had was fake
>Me being really confused and offended at what she says, I tell her to F*** off and ask how is it even possible for someone to force another person to like them.
>Within 2 weeks of Breaking the friendship I lose my V's and hooked up with about 3 girls.

Wasted 7+ months on one girl whlie I could of been slaying so much.

Yeah... Not sure that counts as a childhood type problem...

Somethings from when my brothers and I were really young.

We generally ate cereal for breakfast in the mornings so whenever my mom and dad bought our favorite cereal (which was not all that often or in great quantities either) it went away fast. If there was only enough for one more bowl of that cereal sometimes we would try to wake up earlier than the others just to get the last bowl lol.

We were all home schooled and around the same time in life, we didn't have our own computers but we had a Nintendo 64. We also had an obvious rule. No N64 until our bed was made and our homework was done. So what did we do? We would try and do our homework as fast as we could so we could be the first on the Nintendo... And there were four of us all going for it lol... It almost always ended being Kreubs on the N64 all day because he would finish his homework in half the time as the rest of us. lol Him and that brain of his...

Ahh, the simpler days... Back when I was 8, we played with Legos, Lincoln Logs, and made fake guns with whatever resembled one. Now we have 8 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and their own personal computers... Smart phones didn't even exist, and the Nokia 3310 was the greatest phone to have. Back when I didn't know what the internet was and people said "Wi-Fi hot spot? Whats that?" lol

Saying all this makes me feel old, even though I'm not. lol

 

[Freeze]

Yeah... Not sure that counts as a childhood type problem...

Somethings from when my brothers and I were really young.

We generally ate cereal for breakfast in the mornings so whenever my mom and dad bought our favorite cereal (which was not all that often or in great quantities either) it went away fast. If there was only enough for one more bowl of that cereal sometimes we would try to wake up earlier than the others just to get the last bowl lol.

We were all home schooled and around the same time in life, we didn't have our own computers but we had a Nintendo 64. We also had an obvious rule. No N64 until our bed was made and our homework was done. So what did we do? We would try and do our homework as fast as we could so we could be the first on the Nintendo... And there were four of us all going for it lol... It almost always ended being Kreubs on the N64 all day because he would finish his homework in half the time as the rest of us. lol Him and that brain of his...

Ahh, the simpler days... Back when I was 8, we played with Legos, Lincoln Logs, and made fake guns with whatever resembled one. Now we have 8 year olds with iPhones, iPads, and their own personal computers... Smart phones didn't even exist, and the Nokia 3310 was the greatest phone to have. Back when I didn't know what the internet was and people said "Wi-Fi hot spot? Whats that?" lol

Saying all this makes me feel old, even though I'm not. lol

Nikon, I hate to break it to ya. But you're only 18! Don't talk like a conservative 70 year-old red neck!

 

[Nikon]

Nikon, I hate to break it to ya. But you're only 18! Don't talk like a conservative 70 year-old red neck!

But I want to sound like Ron Paul!

jk lol

Its just crazy how fast technology advances these days...

 

[Kessa]

But I want to sound like Ron Paul!

jk lol

Its just crazy how fast technology advances these days...

I KNOW!! I remember when gameboys were all the rage, and yugioh/pokemon wasn't the crap it is today. Ahh the days when Disney channel was actually fun to watch .
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Back on Topic.

7 year old Me:

Me and my sister are in the garage, watching my older brother play Zelda on the n64. (This is like 8 o'clock at night)

He's in the Fire Temple, with that super scary background music playing and he needs the bathroom. So we wait in the garage for his return.

Only 10 seconds pass since he left and me and my sister are already getting freaked out by the Fire Temple music.

She quickly lowers the volume down and my brother returns. And he's like "Where's the sound?"

^ Even today, we still turn the volume down when going into the Shadow temple or dealing with those Dead mummy guys

 

[HIBred]

pffft...

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pffft...n64? gameboy? This one time when me and my brother were playing "Dodge the Falling Coconut".....

 

[Kessa]

pffft...

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pffft...n64? gameboy? This one time when me and my brother were playing "Dodge the Falling Coconut".....

Playing that on your iStone?

 

[HIBred]

totally .... for real though when it's windy coconuts will fall from the trees..so we'd go out into the park and wait for them to drop..the thing is it's hard to see where you're running when you're looking up at the coconuts...
real easy to run smack into a coconut tree...it hurts....a lot

* thank god for edit it would really hard to explain dodging "cocnuts"

 

[The Moment]

>Has close friendship with girl for several months.
>Admits that I like her
>After another couple months she admits she likes me
>I ask her out, she says she doesn't know if her parents will approve because of the grade gap between us
>I put up with it for several more months
>One day she says that I forced her to like her and that what we ever had was fake
>Me being really confused and offended at what she says, I tell her to F*** off and ask how is it even possible for someone to force another person to like them.
>Within 2 weeks of Breaking the friendship I lose my V's and hooked up with about 3 girls.

Wasted 7+ months on one girl whlie I could of been slaying so much.

>implying you can get a girl

4chan ftw

 

[MasterCLiP]

>seeing these greentext stories when theres no greentext

 

[Kessa]

(7 years old)

Playing Battle Tanks on the n64 with my older cousin, Aaron. And he launches a nuke. :gamer_console:

Me: Your gonna kill us both! :jaw-dropping:

Aaron: Just use a teleport.

Me: But you took all the teleports!

Aaron: I know.