Funny comments in Teamspeak

[Joonikko]

Post funny comments from TS3 here. It's all for pure fun, try not to offend anyone and ask the other persons if they want it to be posted or not. Also, it doesn't need to be in context etc.
I'll start:




Rival: short is better
Dopie: keep telling that to yourself (jk)

(talking about shift keys)



Link: sometimes I turn into a slipper snake
Rival: What about my slippery snake?


Rival: "I think you're joining"
Dopie: "I didn't even open the game yet."
Rival: "Theres somebody using the name "I am a virgin""


Rival: "lets do some hardcore parkour... on this bed"

 

[Trasgu]

Paige over skype with gf and TS3 or Xfire

Paige: Shut up Tranny, nobody likes you!
OMG babe, Im sorry, that wasnt to you!

 

[Rival]

Dopie: Hey Drew, can you come spec this guy on S3? Come undercover.
TheMoment: I'd go under cover with you anytime.

 

[Joonikko]

Dopie: Theres 2 guys on the server
Rival: 2 guys
Dopie: 1 server
Rival: oh god...


Rival: I'll be Bach, you'll be beethoven

Bach: Be with me Hoven
Beethoven: Run bach, I got this


*Dopie's phone buzzes*
Rival: Is that your vibrator?

 

[Joonikko]

Dopie: "Igno's laughter is very…hypnotic"
Igno: "What?"
Rival: "You mean homoerotic?"
Igno: "What? You guys are ridiculous"
Rival: "you mean ri-dick-ilous?"
Igno: "oh god…"

 

[Jack]

oh man, if you guys had been there the other day with mel, paige, igno, advnt and i, oh man, you guys missed some shit.

 

[Rival]

Post what you remember here lol. That's what this thread is for

 

[Jack]

i cant really remember exact words and who said them, but basically we were asking igno about his sex pegnuin.

 

[MelRose]

I do not recall that...

 

[igno121]

i knew that shit would get to a thread some how...

 

[Rival]

Rival: I bet you can't do that.
Joona: :ch_accepted:

We've been laughing for 10 minutes we don't know how to stop...

 

[MelRose]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/y7lqiww9gaatctl/niceguysfinishlast.wav

^ Link for those who were on ts3 (and anyone else) who wanted the file of SoRude singing. I didn't get the complete song but started recording pretty early on.
Backstory: He was a bit of a butt to Paige and this was his way of apologizing.

 

[Rival]

I'll listen to that when I get home

 

[Xepher]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/y7lqiww9gaatctl/niceguysfinishlast.wav

^ Link for those who were on ts3 (and anyone else) who wanted the file of SoRude singing. I didn't get the complete song but started recording pretty early on.
Backstory: He was a bit of a butt to Paige and this was his way of apologizing.

The TS comments during the song:

<03:04:27> "NoMercy": WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
<03:04:35> "Mel": hes beastin it
<03:04:40> "NoMercy": sure is
<03:04:45> "Boo": Oh man
<03:04:45> "Xepher717": Im having a hard time containing my raging erection
<03:04:49> "Mel": lmao
<03:04:50> "NoMercy": lolol
<03:05:03> "Mel": i am going to be his manager.. let me know if you want a recording of this
<03:05:06> "Mel": cost you 5 dolla
<03:05:14> "NoMercy": okay
<03:05:16> "NoMercy": You have paypal?
<03:05:18> "Mel": hahaha
<03:05:48> "NoMercy": :cutnessoverload: loljk
<03:05:55> "Boo": I call a free copy

 

[Rival]

So he was making up for being.... SoRude?

 

[SoRude]

Pretty much.

 

[MikeK]

 

[Arcani]

Omfg i knew i was gonig to miss something >.<

 

[Rival]

Omfg i knew i was gonig to miss something >.<

Well. Download the file Mel posted

 

[Arcani]

i did but i cant believe i missed it when he was doing it