Hello all!
I wanted to make thread about guessing this year's halloween costumes!!
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So...
I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My guesses for this year's kids costumes are:
1. The Avengers
2. Katy Perry
3. Vampires - not the ''real'' ones. The non-substantive kind. For guys--The pasty, sensitive, "always and forever" kind, who just so happens to also play acoustic guitar and sing really well, whilst saving the desperate female's sorry ass from unforeseen dangers that no one from her highschool could possibly understand, so she might-as-well just bottle it up and look dreamy and distant all the time. For girls- that ultra-slutty, ultra-desperate girl who just hasn't had a real man yet (still manages to give it all away faster than you can say "pasty-vampire-boy-i'ma-cheat-on"), but for whom the only real man is that pasty boy with long teeth who has noticed her (the diamond in the ruff) at highschool (before she gets old and wrinkly, else this romance would never happen) and has become obsessed by her untold story of being unique and special that has somehow been hidden by this unshakable facade of mediocrity (obviously she's not mediocre, or this super awesome pasty undead boy wouldn't have fallen in love with her). But it's okay, being a monster is sexy now, and you don't even have to drink human blood or kill anyone, anymore! Also, being a vampire now comes with a beautiful set of blue eyes and a full-body wax, apparently. (Cute vampire boys obviously have no body hair.)
4. Lil Wayne - Yes, even for suburbian crackers, it's cool to dress up like a sub-par rap-star.
5. Werewolves - Same as vampires, except for the body hair. Next year, frankenstein and his creation will be studmuffins, too.
6. Deadmau5/Skrillex - Be the talk of the party! Oh-muh-gawd I tripped balls to your epic-mindblowing show last year and my life hasn't been the same since! I SAW JESUS @ SKRILLEX! So i'ma dress up like dat for halloween.
7. Barack Obama - Don't trick or treat in frederick. Most dangerous trolling ever. I would say it's dangerous to dress up like mitt and trick or treat around towson, but I am pretty sure less liberals have shotguns (or are willing to use them) than redneck republicans.
I wanted to make thread about guessing this year's halloween costumes!!
......
So...
I DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My guesses for this year's kids costumes are:
1. The Avengers
2. Katy Perry
3. Vampires - not the ''real'' ones. The non-substantive kind. For guys--The pasty, sensitive, "always and forever" kind, who just so happens to also play acoustic guitar and sing really well, whilst saving the desperate female's sorry ass from unforeseen dangers that no one from her highschool could possibly understand, so she might-as-well just bottle it up and look dreamy and distant all the time. For girls- that ultra-slutty, ultra-desperate girl who just hasn't had a real man yet (still manages to give it all away faster than you can say "pasty-vampire-boy-i'ma-cheat-on"), but for whom the only real man is that pasty boy with long teeth who has noticed her (the diamond in the ruff) at highschool (before she gets old and wrinkly, else this romance would never happen) and has become obsessed by her untold story of being unique and special that has somehow been hidden by this unshakable facade of mediocrity (obviously she's not mediocre, or this super awesome pasty undead boy wouldn't have fallen in love with her). But it's okay, being a monster is sexy now, and you don't even have to drink human blood or kill anyone, anymore! Also, being a vampire now comes with a beautiful set of blue eyes and a full-body wax, apparently. (Cute vampire boys obviously have no body hair.)
4. Lil Wayne - Yes, even for suburbian crackers, it's cool to dress up like a sub-par rap-star.
5. Werewolves - Same as vampires, except for the body hair. Next year, frankenstein and his creation will be studmuffins, too.
6. Deadmau5/Skrillex - Be the talk of the party! Oh-muh-gawd I tripped balls to your epic-mindblowing show last year and my life hasn't been the same since! I SAW JESUS @ SKRILLEX! So i'ma dress up like dat for halloween.
7. Barack Obama - Don't trick or treat in frederick. Most dangerous trolling ever. I would say it's dangerous to dress up like mitt and trick or treat around towson, but I am pretty sure less liberals have shotguns (or are willing to use them) than redneck republicans.
, The Walking Dead/zombies, Angry Birds, and The Hunger Games
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