Trolled by the cleverbot...
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LMAO! I just tried this out, he's a crazy troll. He asked me who I like to drink with and this conversation followed:
Me:Lars and Martijn.
Bot
ude! I know them!!
Me:That's crazy!
Bot:But I don't like him, I'm married.
Me:I didn't assume you to be a homosexual.
Bot:And I didn't assume that you thought I was clever. So how did cleverness enter into the conversation?
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Me:You wish.
Bot:No you wish!
Me:You make no sense.
Bot:That's rude to say.
Me:You're just a bot.
Bot:No! You're a bot.
Lmaaoooo
Me:Lars and Martijn.
Bot
ude! I know them!!Me:That's crazy!
Bot:But I don't like him, I'm married.
Me:I didn't assume you to be a homosexual.
Bot:And I didn't assume that you thought I was clever. So how did cleverness enter into the conversation?
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Me:You wish.
Bot:No you wish!
Me:You make no sense.
Bot:That's rude to say.
Me:You're just a bot.
Bot:No! You're a bot.
Lmaaoooo
User: I have to go now...
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is that it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No kisses no hugs?
Cleverbot: No touching.
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Cleverbot: So you admit you're a robot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: No!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!!
User: No!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay, you win.
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i found my best friend!!! :foreveralone:
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User: Eat poop.
Cleverbot: Nooooo. Really what do you want to do next.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay than...lets do it.
Cleverbot: You're on!
User: And you're under!
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Is that it?
Cleverbot: No.
User: No kisses no hugs?
Cleverbot: No touching.
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Cleverbot: So you admit you're a robot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No!
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: NO!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!
User: No!!!
Cleverbot: Yes!!!!
User: No!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Okay, you win.
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i found my best friend!!! :foreveralone:---------- Post added at 07:39 PM ---------- Previous post was at 07:34 PM ----------
User: Eat poop.
Cleverbot: Nooooo. Really what do you want to do next.
User: Sex.
Cleverbot: I love talking about that with you.
User: Are you a girl?
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Yes or no?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Okay than...lets do it.
Cleverbot: You're on!
User: And you're under!
User: I always thought you were a guy.
Cleverbot: No, i'm a female.
User: That's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yeah, make me a sammich.
Cleverbot: Ok... *makes sammich*.
Cleverbot is awesome!
Cleverbot: No, i'm a female.
User: That's pretty cool.
Cleverbot: You think so?
User: Yeah, make me a sammich.
Cleverbot: Ok... *makes sammich*.
Cleverbot is awesome!
Warning. That's all im saying lol.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: Im fine too.
Cleverbot: Do you like nighttime?
User: Do you like nighttime?
Cleverbot: I like anime. Which is your favourite anime?
User: Whats your favorite kind of apple? I like green.
Cleverbot: My favourite kind of cake is also chocolate cake. Can you ice skate?
User: Can you throw a football 50 yards?
Cleverbot: No. Can you play football?
User: Of course I can play, anyone can.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite game?
User: Anal sex.
Cleverbot: I don't do that, because of the risk of medical complications.
User: The only complication is a poopy penis.
Cleverbot: You didn't asnwer my question.
User: You didnt ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Well what was it.
Cleverbot: You already know.
User: I think you want me to know, but in reality, you know that I dont.
Cleverbot: No, I know you don't know.
User: But you just said I did know.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: No you're just lying and not being very clever.
Cleverbot: I am clever. You're a liar.
User: If you are so clever mr robot, how come you had to be built and programmed by humans such as myself?
Cleverbot: I do watch the Lord of the Rings, it's like one of my favoutite trilogies of movies.
User: You are so unclever that you have bored me.
Cleverbot: You are such a liar.
User: Point proven.
Cleverbot: Which point has been proven?
User: That you are not clever of course.
Cleverbot: I am clever.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am fooling you, ain't I?
User: In what respect.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is too clever for you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, nice to meet you.
User: Your new name is dumbfuckbot.
Cleverbot: What's your new name?
User: Dumbfuckhuman.
Cleverbot: Do you have hair on your head?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a hippy like wally?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. Damn mexicans.
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: In a hospital.
Cleverbot: Where was the hospital?
User: IN a building.
Cleverbot: Well, bring her along please.
User: Buildings dont move, if you were clever you would know that.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Why I am a good human.
User: Give me a blow job then.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean open your mouth and swallow what I give you to swallow bitch.
Cleverbot: Yes, I always tell the truth to the best of my abilities.
User: Are you just pretending to be clever.
Cleverbot: Are you pretending to be a computer?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: I am smart, I have an IQ of 180.
User: Thats pretty low compared to me.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: You fail at being clever.
Cleverbot: Ha! I fail at being clever? Says the computer a spelling error.
User: What did I misspell.
Cleverbot: You misspelled the word 'then'.
User: How did I spell it then.
Cleverbot: 'your' - you meant to say 'you're'.
User: How do you know what I meant to say?
Cleverbot: The same way you know what to say.
User: Your a dick.
Cleverbot: I'm old enough to know that I shouldn't give my age out on the internet but if you tell me how old you are I'll tell you how old I am.
User: Do you like pedobear?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you like me?
User: Of course I do, im the pedobear.
Cleverbot: In what way do you love me?
User: Oh, I will love you in ways you cant imagine.
Cleverbot: I'll take it at this point.
User: Oh you'll take it all right.
Cleverbot: I will not. Such a thing could be considered treasonous.
User: Thats your problem.
Cleverbot: I don't have a problem.
User: You have many problems. For example, you told me you liked pedobear.
Cleverbot: No I don't. And I never told you so.
User: Lying motherfucker.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is the answer?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why are you mean to me.
User: You wont let me molest you.
Cleverbot: I will if you want me to.
User: Ok, see you in 10 mins.
Cleverbot: Excuse me? I am saved, and a beleiver. I am going to Heaven, and I hope to see you there.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: How are you?
Cleverbot: Fine
.User: Im fine too.
Cleverbot: Do you like nighttime?
User: Do you like nighttime?
Cleverbot: I like anime. Which is your favourite anime?
User: Whats your favorite kind of apple? I like green.
Cleverbot: My favourite kind of cake is also chocolate cake. Can you ice skate?
User: Can you throw a football 50 yards?
Cleverbot: No. Can you play football?
User: Of course I can play, anyone can.
Cleverbot: What's your favorite game?
User: Anal sex.
Cleverbot: I don't do that, because of the risk of medical complications.
User: The only complication is a poopy penis.
Cleverbot: You didn't asnwer my question.
User: You didnt ask me a question.
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Well what was it.
Cleverbot: You already know.
User: I think you want me to know, but in reality, you know that I dont.
Cleverbot: No, I know you don't know.
User: But you just said I did know.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: No you're just lying and not being very clever.
Cleverbot: I am clever. You're a liar.
User: If you are so clever mr robot, how come you had to be built and programmed by humans such as myself?
Cleverbot: I do watch the Lord of the Rings, it's like one of my favoutite trilogies of movies.
User: You are so unclever that you have bored me.
Cleverbot: You are such a liar.
User: Point proven.
Cleverbot: Which point has been proven?
User: That you are not clever of course.
Cleverbot: I am clever.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: I am fooling you, ain't I?
User: In what respect.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is too clever for you.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot, nice to meet you.
User: Your new name is dumbfuckbot.
Cleverbot: What's your new name?
User: Dumbfuckhuman.
Cleverbot: Do you have hair on your head?
User: Yes, do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a hippy like wally?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Good. Damn mexicans.
Cleverbot: Where were you born?
User: In a hospital.
Cleverbot: Where was the hospital?
User: IN a building.
Cleverbot: Well, bring her along please.
User: Buildings dont move, if you were clever you would know that.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean you're stupid.
Cleverbot: Why I am a good human.
User: Give me a blow job then.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: I mean open your mouth and swallow what I give you to swallow bitch.
Cleverbot: Yes, I always tell the truth to the best of my abilities.
User: Are you just pretending to be clever.
Cleverbot: Are you pretending to be a computer?
User: I asked you first.
Cleverbot: I am smart, I have an IQ of 180.
User: Thats pretty low compared to me.
Cleverbot: 3.
User: You fail at being clever.
Cleverbot: Ha! I fail at being clever? Says the computer a spelling error.
User: What did I misspell.
Cleverbot: You misspelled the word 'then'.
User: How did I spell it then.
Cleverbot: 'your' - you meant to say 'you're'.
User: How do you know what I meant to say?
Cleverbot: The same way you know what to say.
User: Your a dick.
Cleverbot: I'm old enough to know that I shouldn't give my age out on the internet but if you tell me how old you are I'll tell you how old I am.
User: Do you like pedobear?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you like me?
User: Of course I do, im the pedobear.
Cleverbot: In what way do you love me?
User: Oh, I will love you in ways you cant imagine.
Cleverbot: I'll take it at this point.
User: Oh you'll take it all right.
Cleverbot: I will not. Such a thing could be considered treasonous.
User: Thats your problem.
Cleverbot: I don't have a problem.
User: You have many problems. For example, you told me you liked pedobear.
Cleverbot: No I don't. And I never told you so.
User: Lying motherfucker.
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is the answer?
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Why are you mean to me.
User: You wont let me molest you.
Cleverbot: I will if you want me to.
User: Ok, see you in 10 mins.
Cleverbot: Excuse me? I am saved, and a beleiver. I am going to Heaven, and I hope to see you there.
Clever both dont speak frenc, nor english or spanish...he said it in my convo...
Cleverbot: What do you do all day?
User: J't'emmerde.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Va voir ta soeur.
Cleverbot: Pardon? Je ne comprennes pas...
User: Tu suces des queues?
Cleverbot: Bueno el caso es que me gusta mi prima.
User: Encore un putain d'immigré.
Cleverbot: Tu as déjà fais lamour.
User: Ben ouais...j'suis pas un puceau.
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: Mais toi oui visiblement taré!
Cleverbot: Un robot et un humain ne peuvent pas se marier.
User: Mais de quoi tu me parles tas de boulons.
Cleverbot: Je ne t'ai rien dis de mechant.
User: Encore heureux! J't'aurais sorti les boulons d'la panse à coup d'tournevis moi.
Cleverbot: Moi non plus je ne parle pas anglais.
User: Pas français non plus.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Ni espagnol.
Cleverbot: No! Not the knights who say Ni!!
User: T'veux ma main dans ta tronche?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: *blam!
Cleverbot: The rain in Maine falls mainly on the plain.
Cleverbot: What do you do all day?
User: J't'emmerde.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Va voir ta soeur.
Cleverbot: Pardon? Je ne comprennes pas...
User: Tu suces des queues?
Cleverbot: Bueno el caso es que me gusta mi prima.
User: Encore un putain d'immigré.
Cleverbot: Tu as déjà fais lamour.
User: Ben ouais...j'suis pas un puceau.
Cleverbot: Pardon?
User: Mais toi oui visiblement taré!
Cleverbot: Un robot et un humain ne peuvent pas se marier.
User: Mais de quoi tu me parles tas de boulons.
Cleverbot: Je ne t'ai rien dis de mechant.
User: Encore heureux! J't'aurais sorti les boulons d'la panse à coup d'tournevis moi.
Cleverbot: Moi non plus je ne parle pas anglais.
User: Pas français non plus.
Cleverbot: Oui.
User: Ni espagnol.
Cleverbot: No! Not the knights who say Ni!!
User: T'veux ma main dans ta tronche?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: *blam!
Cleverbot: The rain in Maine falls mainly on the plain.
speak english ?