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DarkFangz

Private First Class
Since most forums ive seen have a section for jokes and stuff i thought id make a thread about it :coyote:

A blonde falls off the side of a 17 story roof....about the 13 floor down
a man is leaning on the edge and catchs her and says "do you suck?"
she replies "no?!"
so he drops her.....
about the 8th floor down another man is drinking a beer and catchs her and drops his beer...
and he askes "do you screw??"
she replies "NO!"
he lets go and drops her
about the 6th floor down another man catchs her
she screams "I SUCK AND SCREW"
and he replies "freaking whore!!!" and drops her XD
 
Rival

Rival

Double Nature
Former Krew Member
Why did Fangz start a Jokes thread. To make people post bad jokes like this one.
 
Rival

Rival

Double Nature
Former Krew Member
Why didn't IG jump into Rival's Pedovan?

Because Rival was in it.

:pedobear:
 
animal66

animal66

Second Lieutenant
Member of the Year
|K3|Super-Moderator
Four mates plan the perfect camping trip. Two days before they go Paddy's wife tells him he's not going. Paddy's mates are disappointed but decide to go without him anyway. Two days later the three mates arrive at the site to find Paddy sitting with a tent set up & bbq going. One says, "Paddy how did you persuade the wife to let you come?" Paddy says "Well last night I was sat in my chair & she came to me in a see through nightie, stockings and crotchless panties and led me up
stairs. She handcuffed herself to the bed. Then she said, "Do whatever you want!", "So here I am!"

A man went to Harley Street, London and saw a card advertising for a Gynaecologist's Assistant.
Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.
The clerk pulled up the file and read: "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynaecologist.
You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynaecologist's examination.

The annual salary is £65,000, and if you're interested you'll have to go to Manchester" "My God, is that where the job is?" asked the man.

She answered, "No sir, that's where the end of the queue is.

3 men were captured by savages & told their dicks would be removed in a manner appropriate to their jobs. 1st man was a lumberjack, his would be chopped off. 2nd man was a butcher his would be sliced off. 3rd man started laughing! his captors asked what was so funny? He replied: I work for Dyson
 
HIBred

HIBred

Foolish Mortal
|K3| Executive
:lmao: for those of you who are :confused: Manchester is very far from London and Dyson is a vacuum cleaner compnay
 
Rival

Rival

Double Nature
Former Krew Member
Elephant: Hey Camel, why do you have boobs on your back?
Camel: Why do you have a penis in your face?
Elephant: :okay:

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What happens when snails get into a fight?
They "Slug" it out.
 
ottoids

ottoids

KKK's Pecker Checker
Former Krew Member
A farmer had two horses, one black, one white. And to make a difference between them, he cut the white ones tail.
A fly got into a horses mouth, and when it was going to get out...the horse was no longer there.
What is round and made out of glass? A wooden cube.
What did Tarzan say when he saw 1000 elephants coming towards him? "Hey look! There are 1000 elephants coming towards me !"
Why do elephants have red eyes? So they could hide in a cherry tree. Have u ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They hide well, don't they ?
 
Kreubs

Kreubs

|K3|Minecraft Admin
|K3| Executive
ottoids said:
A farmer had two horses, one black, one white. And to make a difference between them, he cut the white ones tail.
A fly got into a horses mouth, and when it was going to get out...the horse was no longer there.
What is round and made out of glass? A wooden cube.
What did Tarzan say when he saw 1000 elephants coming towards him? "Hey look! There are 1000 elephants coming towards me !"
Why do elephants have red eyes? So they could hide in a cherry tree. Have u ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They hide well, don't they ?
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classic Romanian humor :smh:
 
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